Pauli Rocquettes
@paulierockets.bsky.social
Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood?
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Friend to All Cats, large and small
Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.
Says the grandson of immigrants. And if there were ever a person who failed entirely to fit into America, or for that matter the human race, it is Stephen Miller.
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Says the grandson of immigrants. And if there were ever a person who failed entirely to fit into America, or for that matter the human race, it is Stephen Miller.
Obama is obviously time traveler.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Obama is obviously time traveler.
America’s mask has fallen off.
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
America’s mask has fallen off.
I declare that everything I do is legal.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I declare that everything I do is legal.
Yeah—he resigned. There were no further consequences to him.
Several underlings went to a very nice white-collar prison.
There’s no down side to trying it.
Several underlings went to a very nice white-collar prison.
There’s no down side to trying it.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Yeah—he resigned. There were no further consequences to him.
Several underlings went to a very nice white-collar prison.
There’s no down side to trying it.
Several underlings went to a very nice white-collar prison.
There’s no down side to trying it.
The feline Mr. Creosote.
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The feline Mr. Creosote.
They should just sue that bastard for slander.
Yale, this is a black mark on YOU!
Yale, this is a black mark on YOU!
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
They should just sue that bastard for slander.
Yale, this is a black mark on YOU!
Yale, this is a black mark on YOU!
He had a law practice. He never lost a case.
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He had a law practice. He never lost a case.
The late great David Johansson, aka Buster Poindexter, aka Jo Hanson of the New York Dolls.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The late great David Johansson, aka Buster Poindexter, aka Jo Hanson of the New York Dolls.
Yes. It was quite good.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Yes. It was quite good.
Stewart did it as a one-man stage show for years. I have an audio version. It’s like the best reading imaginable. You must hear it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Stewart did it as a one-man stage show for years. I have an audio version. It’s like the best reading imaginable. You must hear it.
Yes indeed! Just watched that again. Caine never lets on that he is working with Muppets. He’s excellent here.
Lots of fun in this one. I saw a sign for a shop in the background: “Mickelwhite’s” Mickelwhite is Caine’s original surname.
Lots of fun in this one. I saw a sign for a shop in the background: “Mickelwhite’s” Mickelwhite is Caine’s original surname.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Yes indeed! Just watched that again. Caine never lets on that he is working with Muppets. He’s excellent here.
Lots of fun in this one. I saw a sign for a shop in the background: “Mickelwhite’s” Mickelwhite is Caine’s original surname.
Lots of fun in this one. I saw a sign for a shop in the background: “Mickelwhite’s” Mickelwhite is Caine’s original surname.
I liked it. Instead of a wimpy twerp, Scrooge is more of a bully. It worked very well! One of my favorite Scrooges. Along with Michael Caine.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I liked it. Instead of a wimpy twerp, Scrooge is more of a bully. It worked very well! One of my favorite Scrooges. Along with Michael Caine.
All very well, but I’m still going to go to the rifle range. Compassion doesn’t work on Nazis.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
All very well, but I’m still going to go to the rifle range. Compassion doesn’t work on Nazis.
Immortality? Start sharpening wooden stakes.
Trump and Musk both have delusions of adequacy.
Trump and Musk both have delusions of adequacy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Immortality? Start sharpening wooden stakes.
Trump and Musk both have delusions of adequacy.
Trump and Musk both have delusions of adequacy.
And these days we just have to reach a little bit deeper, embrace a little more widely, and live a little more generously.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
And these days we just have to reach a little bit deeper, embrace a little more widely, and live a little more generously.
Even a cat would be impressed!
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Even a cat would be impressed!
Me too. I was banned, but my cat wasn’t. He got disgusted and left.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Me too. I was banned, but my cat wasn’t. He got disgusted and left.
I plan to write a Thanksgiving origin story free of colonialism and with no genocidal aftertaste.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I plan to write a Thanksgiving origin story free of colonialism and with no genocidal aftertaste.
Yes. But we can redefine that.
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Yes. But we can redefine that.
Obviously he has never done an honest day’s work in his life.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Obviously he has never done an honest day’s work in his life.
Crucifixion is nothing, Lord, compared to what I go through.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Crucifixion is nothing, Lord, compared to what I go through.