Paul Hamer
@paulhamer1.bsky.social
Based in Hampshire UK.
I life sci-fi, humour, D&D and end up getting annoyed by politics. I enjoy food and travel.
I life sci-fi, humour, D&D and end up getting annoyed by politics. I enjoy food and travel.
“Would you recommend our maintenance product to your friends and family?”
“Absolutely, at family parties we always discuss the merits of companies we hire to service our appliances and I need them to feel the same pain as me.”
“Absolutely, at family parties we always discuss the merits of companies we hire to service our appliances and I need them to feel the same pain as me.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“Would you recommend our maintenance product to your friends and family?”
“Absolutely, at family parties we always discuss the merits of companies we hire to service our appliances and I need them to feel the same pain as me.”
“Absolutely, at family parties we always discuss the merits of companies we hire to service our appliances and I need them to feel the same pain as me.”
“and don’t suck on your quill, as your tongue will go blue.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“and don’t suck on your quill, as your tongue will go blue.”
“You just need a decent narrator”
“I’m reading it myself”
“Surely successfully Steven”
“I’m reading it myself”
“Surely successfully Steven”
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“You just need a decent narrator”
“I’m reading it myself”
“Surely successfully Steven”
“I’m reading it myself”
“Surely successfully Steven”
“No Esme it isn’t magic, the Mage Hand taking Stephanie’s book is your imagination. When I click my fingers you will both wake up and will not remember bringing the volume with you today.”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“No Esme it isn’t magic, the Mage Hand taking Stephanie’s book is your imagination. When I click my fingers you will both wake up and will not remember bringing the volume with you today.”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
When I had a similar role I created a fake employee account who was responsible for talking to all hiring agencies. They had a dummy phone extension with voicemail box as well as email. We’d go in and empty out the messages when they got full.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When I had a similar role I created a fake employee account who was responsible for talking to all hiring agencies. They had a dummy phone extension with voicemail box as well as email. We’d go in and empty out the messages when they got full.
But…
You can walk around the carriage.
So the language reflects the style of carriage that trains used to have where each train carriage had separate compartments. Sometimes there was a corridor but in my youth they were pretty much all individual.
You can walk around the carriage.
So the language reflects the style of carriage that trains used to have where each train carriage had separate compartments. Sometimes there was a corridor but in my youth they were pretty much all individual.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
But…
You can walk around the carriage.
So the language reflects the style of carriage that trains used to have where each train carriage had separate compartments. Sometimes there was a corridor but in my youth they were pretty much all individual.
You can walk around the carriage.
So the language reflects the style of carriage that trains used to have where each train carriage had separate compartments. Sometimes there was a corridor but in my youth they were pretty much all individual.
Thank you. Every day is a school day for me!
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Thank you. Every day is a school day for me!
That’s an interesting topic, what are the circumstances in which one says something is on versus in? I can say I am on a train for example, but I can also say that I am in a car as being on a car suggests being on the roof rack. I wonder if status relates to being a passenger or not?
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That’s an interesting topic, what are the circumstances in which one says something is on versus in? I can say I am on a train for example, but I can also say that I am in a car as being on a car suggests being on the roof rack. I wonder if status relates to being a passenger or not?
That should say “…left unattended on this vehicle overnight” shouldn’t it?
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That should say “…left unattended on this vehicle overnight” shouldn’t it?
“Is this what the French call a ménage a trois? If so I wish at least one of you would get on with doing the housework”
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
“Is this what the French call a ménage a trois? If so I wish at least one of you would get on with doing the housework”
“Where’s the one of the girl playing tennis with no knickers on?”
“Put your opera glasses down Evadne, it’s over there next to Dali’s The Great Masturbator”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Put your opera glasses down Evadne, it’s over there next to Dali’s The Great Masturbator”
#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Where’s the one of the girl playing tennis with no knickers on?”
“Put your opera glasses down Evadne, it’s over there next to Dali’s The Great Masturbator”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Put your opera glasses down Evadne, it’s over there next to Dali’s The Great Masturbator”
#GirlsOwnCC
“You say it’s brave to come to the Louvre wearing the tiara, necklace, and earrings of Empress Marie Louise just weeks after stealing them. I say it’s dreadfully vulgar.”
“Hortense, stop being jealous, we know you’d love to wear them.”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Hortense, stop being jealous, we know you’d love to wear them.”
#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“You say it’s brave to come to the Louvre wearing the tiara, necklace, and earrings of Empress Marie Louise just weeks after stealing them. I say it’s dreadfully vulgar.”
“Hortense, stop being jealous, we know you’d love to wear them.”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Hortense, stop being jealous, we know you’d love to wear them.”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Honestly Ernest, I’ve read in “Girl’s Own” that getting up earlier, having a cold sponge bath and exercising will deal with it.”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Honestly Ernest, I’ve read in “Girl’s Own” that getting up earlier, having a cold sponge bath and exercising will deal with it.”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
“Nothing like a cold sponge bath to deal with ‘early rising’”
“Matron!”
“Matron!”
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Nothing like a cold sponge bath to deal with ‘early rising’”
“Matron!”
“Matron!”
“Are you listening Esmerelda? I said that two owls, a hen, four larks and a wren have built their nests in my beard”
“Yes dear, but can’t you see I’m looking for an adaptation of a turkducken for Christmas?”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Yes dear, but can’t you see I’m looking for an adaptation of a turkducken for Christmas?”
#GirlsOwnCC
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Are you listening Esmerelda? I said that two owls, a hen, four larks and a wren have built their nests in my beard”
“Yes dear, but can’t you see I’m looking for an adaptation of a turkducken for Christmas?”
#GirlsOwnCC
“Yes dear, but can’t you see I’m looking for an adaptation of a turkducken for Christmas?”
#GirlsOwnCC
Thus foiling the dastardly plan of the other staff member who deliberately left out the “f”.
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Thus foiling the dastardly plan of the other staff member who deliberately left out the “f”.
I now want a spider in a box even though I don’t tolerate chocolate (or spiders) very well. That all looks wonderful.
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I now want a spider in a box even though I don’t tolerate chocolate (or spiders) very well. That all looks wonderful.
Of course, what else do you think I could have been implying? 😇
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Of course, what else do you think I could have been implying? 😇
I’d be wary of some random person asking me to tell them about my travels. I’m probably weary too and just want a quiet drink.
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’d be wary of some random person asking me to tell them about my travels. I’m probably weary too and just want a quiet drink.
As the deadly volcanic ash cloud barrelled towards them Richard took solace in his last thought: “the plaster cast of our bodies will at least make future archaeologists wonder what is between my legs”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
October 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As the deadly volcanic ash cloud barrelled towards them Richard took solace in his last thought: “the plaster cast of our bodies will at least make future archaeologists wonder what is between my legs”
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Keep fingers away from the sharp thing you’re carving with. I learned this last time I carved a pumpkin which was about 25 years ago. I suspect carving with crossed fingers is a bad idea too.
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Keep fingers away from the sharp thing you’re carving with. I learned this last time I carved a pumpkin which was about 25 years ago. I suspect carving with crossed fingers is a bad idea too.