Paul and Storm
@paulandstorm.bsky.social
Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (http://jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
[P] "I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special"
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special"
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[P] "I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special"
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special"
[P] If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
[P] If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
[P] Waiting for Jonathan to need us again.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
[P] Waiting for Jonathan to need us again.
[P] Went to visit a couple old friends today. They said they’ve felt pretty beat-up lately, but they’re trying to hang in there.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[P] Went to visit a couple old friends today. They said they’ve felt pretty beat-up lately, but they’re trying to hang in there.
[P] Rest easy, everybody; my hotel does indeed have an elevator banana.
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
[P] Rest easy, everybody; my hotel does indeed have an elevator banana.
[P] AUDIENCE: *claps along on the 1 & 3 of any song other than a march or polka*
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
[P] AUDIENCE: *claps along on the 1 & 3 of any song other than a march or polka*
[P] Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[P] Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
[P] this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[P] this is where I post from if you even care
[P] Any excuse to repost this banger from the old place
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
[P] Any excuse to repost this banger from the old place
[P] Plenty more wrong with this seal, of course. There's a little skewing (I assume from the camera lens), but it sure looks like the bottom lettering is on a different, more oval path than the surrounding borders and isn't vertically centered. These green lines are of equal length.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[P] Plenty more wrong with this seal, of course. There's a little skewing (I assume from the camera lens), but it sure looks like the bottom lettering is on a different, more oval path than the surrounding borders and isn't vertically centered. These green lines are of equal length.
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[P] I rotated this a touch so that the top of the shield lines up with the green line.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
Look how misaligned the "D" and final "R" in DEPARTMENT OF WAR are. The Getty watermark obscures it, but the "U" and final "A" of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA are off, too.
Some Design 101-level shit.
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[P] Grijalva, the discharge petition signed
[P] same energy
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[P] same energy
[P] Can you picture that?
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
[P] Can you picture that?
[S] When you suddenly realize what your new shirt reminds you of.
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
[S] When you suddenly realize what your new shirt reminds you of.
