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October 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“This couple faced all of the tough choices”. -Glad I’ll never have to worry about that!
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I prefer the term “Jesus tweaker”.
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the plan is to have AI take over all the thinking so we can all do manual labor in sweat shops until we die.
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This shouldn’t be a debate. Can we get a party that doesn’t suck?
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Everyone says Donatello but we all know it’s really Mikey.
August 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Would have preferred the headline: techbro hospitalized after being brutally pelted by dildos
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s almost as if…. No one is listening…
July 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They really captured that ‘I just married my sister’ shot.
June 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
June 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trumpet being the obvious choice.
May 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think that’s just only fans that does that.
April 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
April 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is this the fucking Onion? Please say it’s the Onion.
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
February 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I am now even more confused about snowman anatomy.
February 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thank god. I haven’t had a glass of water in the last ten years…
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy birthday!
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This just happened to us at the place we’re renting in Richmond. Crazy.
January 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM