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Paul C
@paul---c.bsky.social
Wolves fan, dog owner, overworked, underpaid.
Who the hell splits a pill more than 5 ways?
April 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Only recently discovered that whilst filming Edward Scissorhands, Johnny Depp didn't really have scissors for hands.

The flesh fingered-lot taking another acting job from the Scissor-handed.
April 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
No. As long as Arsenal don't win, I'm content.

I have nothing against Arsenal, just have a couple of mates who would become insufferable if they win anything.
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And will it affect house prices?
April 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A colleague and I live in the Midlands but go to Head Office down South on a Monday. We speak on the phone only once the first there leaves the motorway, so there's a 10 minute chat, max. If we wait until work to gossip, other people get involved and that only extends conversation.
April 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Could Gary the Nonce be trusted to refer to himself as that?
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mr Brightside.

Sounds like it was sung by Josh Widdicombe.
March 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If only there were a way to solve your yellow teeth problem.
March 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I don't think he's aggressive, just that his footballing ability outstrips his brain pretty easily.
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The only hope is that he's so bad the senate majority is wiped out in 2 years. Won't happen though, unfortunately.
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Trump administration will serve as a cautionary tale in a few years time, but nothing of note will have changed over here in the same time.
February 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did they leave the option "He's a bellend" out by accident.
February 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Starter for us next season I reckon, regardless of which league.
February 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh yeah...him.
February 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Who was our last #5?
February 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Considered doing the same because my Oscar didn't win "Pet of The Month". He won the next month, though.
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think we'll beat them, soundly if their form doesn't improve. Cunha and a couple of others back and a new signing or three. Should be a good match, either way.
January 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
That's great news!

Drinking just isn't worth the hangover and cost!
December 30, 2024 at 9:41 AM
They're okay CBs but when you get skinned by Vardy, you aren't quick enough.
December 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I'll keep you informed.
December 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Cheers mate. As you know, I'll be quite knackered without him.
December 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM