Konstantin
pastyistasty.bsky.social
Konstantin
@pastyistasty.bsky.social
Lead technical producer of The Elder Scrolls Online. AAA, indie, and serious games dev.
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I'm the guy who paints the angry eyebrows onto Kirby for all the US box art. I feel that no one really gets it, no one understands my vision.
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This bag o' nuts I bought is SO GOOD!
@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not Capcom Vs. SNK reboot I was expecting, but pretty damn excited for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You didn't realize you can press + to use a Pokemon's Plus Moves.

I was fully aware, reminding myself constantly, yet forgot to do so in every fight.

We are not the same.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Seeing news about Nexon developing a StarCraft game, but no one's called out that Nexon has history here. At the height of SC popularity, Nexon created Shattered Galaxy, an MMORTS. It had conquerable territories, 20v20 battles, unit equip, char levels, and designs heavily inspired by SC.
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Be a part of history. Together.

Join your fellow players to combat the Worm Cult in the Battle for the Writhing Wall world-changing event. This one time in-game event is now live and will continue while the wall still stands.

www.elderscrollsonline.com/writhingwall
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Watched Nosferatu for the first time tonight while drinking wine by candlelight. Incredible experience. Absolute cinema.
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
After years of neglect, abandonment even, to see a life size dedicated hardware accessory of the Virtual Boy is insane.
September 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When I said we need more Soulslike games, I was talking about Soulcalibur.
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The spectacle of publicly ruining the lives of innocent people caught on the wrong side of some asshole's political bullshit is disgusting. If all these idiots get off so much from it, it would be better to just bring back the Colosseum to keep them distracted.
This is the digital stasi. Social media influencers utilizing tips from followers for content that they monetize while working with state actors to target the people they want.

It's all a spectacle packaged as content. Destroying people's lives for profitable ideological bloodsport.
September 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There's a long history of portable contenders to Nintendo that differentiate by offering more power. Only Sony had notable success with that strategy, but not every time. So I'm very interested to see what they could do here.
According to hardware insider (?) Moore’s Law, the portable PlayStation 6 will be dockable simliar to the Nintendo Switch.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-is...
August 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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In light of yesterday's statement from Microsoft-owned Arkane (Blade) urging Microsoft to terminate "all ongoing or future contract with Israeli Occupation Forces," I wanted to resurface some recent reporting about a potential next step...

www.stjv.fr/en/2025/08/o...
Open letter from the Arkan Studios union section to Microsoft’s and its subsidiaries’ management – STJV
Introduction This letter is addressed to our direction at Arkane Studios, as well as the entities above, being the heads of Zenimax, Microsoft Gaming and the ov
www.stjv.fr
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bro found the first step to arbitrary code execution
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
lol. lmao, even
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Modern discourse desperately wants a succinct term that means netizens, but isn't so lame that it's an act of self harm to type it out.
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Bigger joke than Paperboy Love Prince
July 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Today's Xbox layoffs hit some of the most talented folks I've ever met. @elderscrollsonline.com moved our most trusted folks onto our new, riskier project. And now they're gone at the whims of who knows what. All-stars, lost for nothing.

If you're hiring, this is an opportunity.
July 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I was at the big new hardware release this weekend
June 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today was a good day
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It sucks that we killed Flash like a decade ago and still don't have a beginner-friendly alternative commonly in use
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM