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Intestinal Fortitude
@parquetoverice.bsky.social
Local politics nerd. Houseplants. Typical.
Today's candidate for Worst AI:
1) That's a typewriter, not a brailler.
2) That ain't braille.
3) That's not even addressing the errors in the post text...
4) ...or who posted it.

Disgusting. Don't do this.
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Put this on the City Hall/Parking Office fridge.
February 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
🤔
February 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey @cityofsomerville.bsky.social this seems like a better way to kill a tree than to kill ice on a sidewalk. (Spotted on College Ave across from the West Branch Library.)
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hey, if you feel like playing "voting" at home, IKEA's got you. (Just kidding it's a "focus workstation.")
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
(All credit to _jkrow on...Threads? Twitter? Lots of people passing around a screenshot of their posts that's blocked because it reads as a Twitter screenshot. I've attached it to this post, separate from the text only version above.)

(P.S. You'll need to do it on all unconnected Meta accounts.)
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

(I feel really good about this.)
January 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I take my lunch break at the end of 8 hours (you have to take 30 minutes per 8 hours). I'd rather spend that time at home than sitting around at work...not working.

(Headline courtesy of Boston Globe.)
October 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I think there's been a mix up in cataloging.... 🦞🏀
September 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
🫥
July 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
No relief.

(And we'll just have to agree to disagree about the Cape being the place to be.)
June 17, 2024 at 8:48 PM
We are a storm.
February 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Goodness we are #blessed.

(Photo and alt-text taken from the Bruins bird site account because they won't join the party.)
October 13, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Well played, layout decider.
September 22, 2023 at 3:25 PM
It did! I didn't know it did that! It looked like a corn cob! (This is what it looked like when I first realized it wasn't another branch.)
September 20, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Let me stop you right there, @wbur.org. Cambridge is not a Boston neighborhood.
September 15, 2023 at 3:59 PM