40. Casual groping/handsiness

Getting my ass grabbed by a partner or a trusted acquaintance feels just as good, if not better than, a tight hug

1. Belching, especially right in the face
One of my big kinks; even some passerby ripping a nasty belch away from me will get me flustered
Moots, please use this info against me

Don't forget to give my squirming gut a nice Judas kiss after I've tucked your buddies away >:3

39. Were-creatures

Werewolves are okay but pretty played out (unless they're fat, then they've got my attention again)
Turning into a big, greedy monster slut under a full moon sounds so goddamn fun and sexy
Just think of all the cute normies you could bully and tease with your bulk~

Update: the gender caveat doesn't apply to me anymore, but the hangup about inbreeding is still firmly in place

Just imagine a fat girl eating you and then jerking off as you struggle
Seriously imagine that
Dwell on oblivion
Embrace it
*Burp!*

I'm late to the party, but I may or may not be stroking myself rn

I hope that the first time I kiss a woman, I get to make out with a big belly like yours X//3