Pandolin
pandolin.bsky.social
Pandolin
@pandolin.bsky.social
She/they
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Thy cup runneth over with punts from yesteryou. Revel and glory!
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We're going to see that the megacorp that owns everything (which is to say, every corporation invested in every other corporation) is ALSO living paycheck to paycheck when the bills come due on this ridiculous overdraft of capital.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Our beloved newsboy Dr. Mr. Cody has been a mainstay in my feed for like 7 goddamned years.
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hey congrats!
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of my favorite jokes:

"I used red bull instead of water this morning when I made my coffee, and I made it half way to work before I realized I'd forgotten my car."

I work remote now, so I don't get to use it as often. It's a loss I'm happy to take.
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Congrats! 👏
July 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
But you know, if Trump radicalizes Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan could be the left's Joe Rogan. Wouldn't that be something?
July 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"My son, eat a fat dick. The yard is mine and I grow whatever the fuck I want."
July 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I really meant more for myself in that situation, apologies if unclear.
July 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You been playing Earthbound or something?
July 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The vibe is, "Non-binary, but I have a job."
July 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Yeah that's fair. Still, congrats on the girls filling out the way they did! Golly
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How in the gosh dang hell did you think you were packing B's?! Yeesh
June 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What's in your pants? "Adventure!"
Or alternately, "HYAAAA!"
June 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I really like the "Young Master" bun. Needs hair sticks for flair.
June 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I think this is part of the reason I've fallen in love with incremental style games of late. You do a run, see what works and what doesn't, and then it's back to the beginning to improve your improvables, and reassess your kit for the next run. Delicious stuff.
June 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's kinda mean, but it IS pretty funny... 🤔
June 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You're not really supposed to do that to people you like
June 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I love seeing trans men that are jacked completely beyond belief.

Well, and everyone, but trans men especially.
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Wouldn't it be some real bullshit if they did? Like, can you imagine it? Can you imagine what the news would look like every day if they did?
June 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
These might be the littlest, gayest shorts I've ever seen. Amazing
June 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
West Virginia, much of the rural Rust and Bible belts, everything that's not specifically a city in the "Mountain" time zone. They aren't developed, they just have a big ass highway running through them and enough gas stations to get your car through to somewhere more important.
June 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is especially jarring in the modern day, as it is ostensibly used to refer to developing nations, when the economies of many states in the US could be considered "developing" or "undeveloped" by the day's standards.

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June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
HRT day 90 was about when I really started noticing my face change. It was dope.
June 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Rivals to lovers, clearly.
June 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM