MattyNice
@palsgraf.bsky.social
The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️🌈
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
A word for word reenactment of KYW’s Stan Bohrman with Abby Klein’s Oscar Nominated performance as Mayor Rizzo at the very spot where it occurred
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A word for word reenactment of KYW’s Stan Bohrman with Abby Klein’s Oscar Nominated performance as Mayor Rizzo at the very spot where it occurred
Ellll ohhhhh elllllll “small government free market” haha what a dumb fucking time
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ellll ohhhhh elllllll “small government free market” haha what a dumb fucking time
Loves lasana✅
Hates Mondays✅
Hates Mondays✅
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Loves lasana✅
Hates Mondays✅
Hates Mondays✅
Mare of East Schuylkil investigating piss mysteries
June 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Mare of East Schuylkil investigating piss mysteries
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@resipsa.bsky.social as Jack Sr. delivering a dad joke punchline
June 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@resipsa.bsky.social as Jack Sr. delivering a dad joke punchline
Kant can’t. Mr. Pussy can.
June 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Kant can’t. Mr. Pussy can.
These 1.5s killing me dawg
June 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
These 1.5s killing me dawg
Our dog walker should get an award for her daily captures of Sodapop
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our dog walker should get an award for her daily captures of Sodapop
Good morning!
Time to RISE🥰
Time to RISE🥰
June 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Good morning!
Time to RISE🥰
Time to RISE🥰
These schematics got leaked
May 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
These schematics got leaked
We can haz P0(top3)0P?!
May 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can haz P0(top3)0P?!
A 1942 Resolution confirming the Mayor accepted an offer from the Insurance Company of North America to defray the cost of building a fire and bomb proof shelter for the Liberty Bell 🔔
May 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A 1942 Resolution confirming the Mayor accepted an offer from the Insurance Company of North America to defray the cost of building a fire and bomb proof shelter for the Liberty Bell 🔔
Went down to the (very) strong and hot Friend of Goblins (Rose M.) in the title bout of Queer Arm Wrestling. It’s about the friends we meet along the way 💪💜💥
May 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Went down to the (very) strong and hot Friend of Goblins (Rose M.) in the title bout of Queer Arm Wrestling. It’s about the friends we meet along the way 💪💜💥