MattyNice
@palsgraf.bsky.social
The culmination of stellar cataclysms and the gravity of worlds. Countless atoms. Mostly space. LawDawg. DogMom. Them. Philly 🏳️🌈
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MattyNice
@palsgraf.bsky.social
· Jun 11
Is anyone home
to grab my Amazon box?
says the block group chat
to grab my Amazon box?
says the block group chat
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Hair toss, check my nails
Baby, how you feeling? (good as hell)
Woo, child, tired of the bullshit
Go on, dust your shoulders off, keep it moving
Yes, Lord, tryna get some new shit
In there, swimwear, going-to-the-pool shit
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I won!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I won!!
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Play the song! @sixersnba.bsky.social
Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in
Edgecombe 🥵
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Edgecombe 🥵
What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What if I change my name to Newt Stroganoff?
Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Do Documents Dream of Sheep.docx?
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Listen to that pup cup crrrrunch
What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What if J.T. Realmuto insisted that everyone call him by his first name: Jacques?
‘Tis the Season
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
buff.ly
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
‘Tis the Season
In this house, we believe science
You really expect me to believe the New York Central built the streamlined J3a Super Hudsons before Tylenol was around to cause autism????
EXPLAIN THAT SMART GUY 🤔
EXPLAIN THAT SMART GUY 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In this house, we believe science
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You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
Would
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Would
American Fascism is preposterously unhorny
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
American Fascism is preposterously unhorny
There are plenty of fish in the seal
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There are plenty of fish in the seal
Regular bartender at my local haunt was wearing a swashbuckling red bandana on their head, and @resipsa.bsky.social said “Arrrrrrrrrgh you having a nice day?”
I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.
Bartender: It’s fine
I stopped breathing
I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.
Bartender: It’s fine
I stopped breathing
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Regular bartender at my local haunt was wearing a swashbuckling red bandana on their head, and @resipsa.bsky.social said “Arrrrrrrrrgh you having a nice day?”
I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.
Bartender: It’s fine
I stopped breathing
I had to stand up and walk away from this top tier Pirate roast.
Bartender: It’s fine
I stopped breathing
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Is this anything
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Is this anything
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jocko Homo! Devo now. More than ever.
August 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM