tophie
@palmerpink.bsky.social
gay, nerdy, really quite something...
nice vibes, mostly well behaved
occasional poet 🤷♂️
Washington DC adjacent, he/him
linktr.ee/palmerpink
nice vibes, mostly well behaved
occasional poet 🤷♂️
Washington DC adjacent, he/him
linktr.ee/palmerpink
"my pores are cute, my pores are tiny"
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"my pores are cute, my pores are tiny"
well fuck you too, I guess... 😭 I'm just here trying to obsessively track my package so I can play with these earbuds as soon as they're delivered, but apparently NOT TODAY 😤
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
well fuck you too, I guess... 😭 I'm just here trying to obsessively track my package so I can play with these earbuds as soon as they're delivered, but apparently NOT TODAY 😤
this is basically my brain rn as I try to figure out what I'm gonna do, lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this is basically my brain rn as I try to figure out what I'm gonna do, lol
I fear my slow cooker isn't big enough... I still gotta add two boxes of pasta and a bunch of sauce later 😬
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I fear my slow cooker isn't big enough... I still gotta add two boxes of pasta and a bunch of sauce later 😬
you know, for when you get too silly 🥴
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
you know, for when you get too silly 🥴
I was eyeing that a bit at PAX unplugged 👀 then I saw the weight rating on board game geek and wavered, lol
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I was eyeing that a bit at PAX unplugged 👀 then I saw the weight rating on board game geek and wavered, lol
DID YOU KNOW THAT—?
NOW YOU KNOW....
NOW YOU KNOW....
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
DID YOU KNOW THAT—?
NOW YOU KNOW....
NOW YOU KNOW....
and, memorably, entirely pie faced 😌
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
and, memorably, entirely pie faced 😌
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
(we used to be a country. a proper country. where vile bigots got pies to the face 😤)
last time I was at the DMV, I had an appt, the booking for which walked me thru everything I needed to bring. last time I was at the post office, I was sending a certified letter for work, which wasn't too bad but they didn't have those Keith Haring stamps I wanted to get, so def post office lol
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
last time I was at the DMV, I had an appt, the booking for which walked me thru everything I needed to bring. last time I was at the post office, I was sending a certified letter for work, which wasn't too bad but they didn't have those Keith Haring stamps I wanted to get, so def post office lol
I bought sooo many board games at PAX Unplugged last weekend, and I'm already lining up more online to order this weekend... help 🥴
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I bought sooo many board games at PAX Unplugged last weekend, and I'm already lining up more online to order this weekend... help 🥴
post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
post something random or you'll have an awful december
Jesus fuck... an absolute noper
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Jesus fuck... an absolute noper
I haven't listened to Regina Spektor in over a decade, but then YouTube Music was like, "what if you did?" 👀
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I haven't listened to Regina Spektor in over a decade, but then YouTube Music was like, "what if you did?" 👀
is it like the War Doctor?? 👀
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
is it like the War Doctor?? 👀
uh oh, I just saw one, too 🥴
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
uh oh, I just saw one, too 🥴
back at #paxunplugged with @bauhaus99.bsky.social for more board gaaaaames 🥰🥰🥰 who else is here?? ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
back at #paxunplugged with @bauhaus99.bsky.social for more board gaaaaames 🥰🥰🥰 who else is here?? ❤️
I have been SOOOOO good and only gotten one board game! 🥰
(so far... 😅)
(so far... 😅)
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have been SOOOOO good and only gotten one board game! 🥰
(so far... 😅)
(so far... 😅)
@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??
@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@bauhaus99.bsky.social and I made it to #Pax Unplugged, did you??
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER ALERT!?! I used to have the first one back in the day and it was pretty fucking sweet 🥹 I have rarely wishlisted something so fast in my life, lmao
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER ALERT!?! I used to have the first one back in the day and it was pretty fucking sweet 🥹 I have rarely wishlisted something so fast in my life, lmao
(also, I hope everyone appreciates the super cute doodle my friend sent me that I've used as my phone background for yeeeears—even tho almost none of the details are accurate anymore, lol 😅)
ok, thx *bloop*
ok, thx *bloop*
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
(also, I hope everyone appreciates the super cute doodle my friend sent me that I've used as my phone background for yeeeears—even tho almost none of the details are accurate anymore, lol 😅)
ok, thx *bloop*
ok, thx *bloop*
the Google News widget really tattled on the New York Times, huh? like, out of everything related to Epstein right now, wtf the fuck kinda take is that??
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the Google News widget really tattled on the New York Times, huh? like, out of everything related to Epstein right now, wtf the fuck kinda take is that??
ooo, we got remakes?? 👀
(and they're on sale, fyi)
(and they're on sale, fyi)
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
ooo, we got remakes?? 👀
(and they're on sale, fyi)
(and they're on sale, fyi)
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy