Padded Aussie
@paddedaussie.bsky.social
The Biggest Little You Know.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Grumpy Bear Fanclub.
ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Grumpy Bear Fanclub.
*record scratch* “Yeah that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up like this. Well it all started when…”
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*record scratch* “Yeah that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up like this. Well it all started when…”
Bedtime? But it’s not even dark yet! 😨
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bedtime? But it’s not even dark yet! 😨
In my thirties, btw 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
In my thirties, btw 🙄
“Did you go to any bars?”
Me at the bars:
Me at the bars:
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Did you go to any bars?”
Me at the bars:
Me at the bars:
“How’d you spend your birthday dude? Did you go out partying?”
How I spent my birthday:
How I spent my birthday:
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“How’d you spend your birthday dude? Did you go out partying?”
How I spent my birthday:
How I spent my birthday:
Really makes you think
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Really makes you think
Most dudes watching The Bear vs You watching The Bear.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Most dudes watching The Bear vs You watching The Bear.
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Don’t let him get too cocky, turn your boyfriend into a jelly-bellied todbod baby boy, right in time for Christmas.
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw Wicked again but had double the soda and double the snacks. 😳😮💨
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Saw Wicked last night and made a Wonderful Whizz in my Pants.
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Am I your idol? Wanna look just like me? Here’s a few easy to get accessories.
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Me: Ok, monkey time is over.
*Eats one banana*
Me:
*Eats one banana*
Me:
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Have you ever wondered what thoughts are bouncing around inside your little man’s head? Join us as we peel back the layers and listen in on this tiny mind.
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Asked daddy if I could play Pokémon this weekend and he said “Sure!”
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
He *knows* this isn’t what I meant, right?
🌈 Graphic Design Is My Passion ⭐️
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
🌈 Graphic Design Is My Passion ⭐️
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
Been having a tuff time with num nums lately. Looks like the bib stays on for every meal now. 😖
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Been having a tuff time with num nums lately. Looks like the bib stays on for every meal now. 😖
Chilling with the lads.
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Chilling with the lads.
Daddy is away for the weekend so you know what that means…
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Daddy is away for the weekend so you know what that means…
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
😈😈😈
…as much naptime as I want! Hit me up if you wanna get in on this Honk Shoo Honk Shoo action!
12 Plate Sushi Train Baby. Choo Choo.
August 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
12 Plate Sushi Train Baby. Choo Choo.
Alright the monkey stuff was cute but it’s time to pivot to the next thing. What do you guys want to see?
August 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Alright the monkey stuff was cute but it’s time to pivot to the next thing. What do you guys want to see?
Success! The monkey gambit worked…but why can’t I stop acting like this now? Mmm…banana…😵💫🤤🍌
August 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Success! The monkey gambit worked…but why can’t I stop acting like this now? Mmm…banana…😵💫🤤🍌
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Getting ready for another day of monkeying around until I get my game by eating my favourite monkey mascot cereal!