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Packy Smith
@packysmith.bsky.social
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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.
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Alas, my time posting on social media has come to an end. There’s many reasons why, but the most important one is that I’m simply not getting anything out of the experience and want to develop better paths to contentment. If I ever get serious about writing again, I may return.
A meme from Empire Records featuring Lucas, perched on his motorcycle, telling Mark and AJ, “So, if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you... I tell you, now, that it was.”
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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This meme makes me want to start a cover band that reimagines a whole bunch of classic rock songs in ye olde English just for funsies…
Classic painting manipulated to have Jimi Hendrix head placed over the head of the original person painted. Jimi is in fancy renaissance clothing and holding a violin. This text is overlaid, “My odd behavior of late is inexplicable. I beg your pardon, good sir, whilst l osculate the upper atmosphere.”
September 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Tell me why?
“this and blasting "I want it that way" by the Back Street Boys until it pisses off the local Wendigo” with an image of a fancy log cabin in a snowy wooded lot.
September 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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As a professional bald person, I can answer this inquiry, Number One. We wash our face up until we make it all the way back to the nape of our neck. Essentially, you wash the face, the scalp, the whole damn thing.
Star Trek TNG meme. Riker asks Picard, “when bald people wash their face, how high up do they go?” Picard is speechless with a confused look on his face.
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Self care is highly important
A Pinterest looking image featuring a cup of coffee, a stack of books, flowers in a vase, and a framed mirror with a butterfly on it. This text is present, “I do what I can to make the world a better place... For example, I've had my coffee.”
September 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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It’s nearly 2 AM and I feel dead, that’s close enough… right?
A meme featuring 3 cartoon possums in different “playing possum” poses. This text is present, “Sorry. Can’t. I’m dead.”
September 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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A caller, gettin' laid tonight. Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike…
“If you get this I respect tf out of you” It is three drawings, the first starts with, “Wanna be a” with a stick figure tossing a basketball, the second is a dog with a shock collar, and the third is an impala with 20 inch blades.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Honestly, I’m good either way…
An artists drawing of a frog staring at the horizon of a nature landscape. This text is present: “Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society. Man.”
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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TGIF or whatever…
An image with a standing man labeled as “Yesterday me,” holding a rock over the same man who is now sitting and labeled as “Today me.” The rock, which is poised to bludgeon the sitting man, is labeled as "Nah fuck it, I'll get this done tomorrow."
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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It me
A blank/empty Halloween costume package which reads: SPIRIT Former Gifted Child Nothing included When people ask, "What are you supposed to be?" just reply, "I was supposed to be a lot of things." ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST
September 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I think I’m going to start keeping a collection of humorously honest door mats that I change out every now and then, just to set the right tone when anyone tries to visit me.
Door mat that says, “Ho, why is you here?” Door mat that reads, “So, what’cha, what’cha, what’cha want?” Door mat that reads, “au dac i ty noun 1. not calling or texting before stopping by ‘and here you are, with the audacity’” Door mat that reads, “I see the assassins have failed”
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My executives have decided that dysfunction is the only purpose I can serve today. Send help. I beg…
An artists drawing of 5 business executives glitching visually. This text is present, “girl, help, my executives are dysfunctioning.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I’ve done too much today, spoken with too many people, and feel like I’ve barely taken any time to relax. I should do absolutely nothing tomorrow (I won’t be able to, but it’s what I should do).
Black text on a white background which reads, “Exhausterwhelmulated [Exhauster-whelm-ulated] Adjective The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed and over stimulated all at once.”
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Accurate
An image of a frog staring at a chair full of various laundry. This text is present: “EMOTIONALLY I AM CHAIR LAUNDRY”
September 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It’s s probably not the best way to get through each day, but it is my way.
#coffee
Black backdrop with a faded Death Wish Coffee logo. The following white text is present: “I drink a ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grinds. ...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee.”
September 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I’ve only been at work an hour today and can confirm this is true. I may never get to be done working at this rate.
Interstellar movie meme featuring 2 astronauts talking. “Me at work: 1 hour here is 7 years on Earth.”
September 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Lord have mercy…
An image of a truck, desperately in need of a car wash, with a variety of offensive stickers (mostly sexual in nature) on the back window.
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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TFW you’re stuck listening to someone continue to complain about the most inane thing imaginable…
Brody from the film Jaws says, “We’re going to need a smaller violin.”
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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So long as that horse is playing “Careless Whisper” on that there saxophone, then yes, that is strangely how I feel right now…
Comic panel has Spider-Man fallen down at an art museum staring at a painting of a horse player by a saxophone. Spidey thinks, “THAT PAINTING LOOKS THE WAY I FEEL!”
September 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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All the time, it’s why I’m so knowledgeable about a ton of mostly useless topics…
"So, do you ever go down any rabbit holes?" “Me:” Below the text is an image of a person in a saddle riding a ridiculously oversized rabbit.
September 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Happy Monday or whatever
“*Me just going with the flow* The flow:” Below the text is an image of a person in a canoe paddling down an extremely violent river current with waves of frothy water everywhere.
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Welcome to being middle-aged where, by law, every major movement you make requires a grunt/sigh…
"You WILL stop making grunting noises every time you sit down or stand up" a man says to himself whilst staring into the mirror.
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Words to live by. Own your weirdness.
A wizard riding a unicorn with a sword held up high says, “If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.”
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Hocus Pocus, I’ve lost my focus (again).
An image of two cats. The cat on the right is in full focus and is labeled, “how i wish my mind worked.” The cat on the left is moving too quickly whilst being silly and is out of focus, this cat is labeled as, “how my mind actually works.”
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Video games and are in a committed and loving relationship. We have been in love for over 30 years and are still going hot and heavy to this day. We do it all the time. #VideeGames
An image of Richard Feynman with this accompanying text: “Fall in love with some activity and do it. Nobody ever figures out what life is all about and it doesn't matter! - RICHARD FEYNMAN”
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM