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Pacalakin
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Commander Fivehead has much to think about
Some guy from Zeta Gundam with a huge fucking head
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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I find it really funny that Char doesn't like the name Caraba because of it sounding like a secret society, because when I hear of it I think of Carrabba's, a shitty Italian food chain.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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You're lucky. It looks like my summer vacation is... Kingdom Kompleted.
The scene in Kingdom Hearts 2 where Roxas wakes up Sora
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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I'M GOING KINGDOM KRAZY
Roxas at the start of Kingdom Hearts 2, during the scene where DiZ and Axel are both yelling at him and he's holding his head and having a panic attack. The joke in the post is stolen from RadioTVSolutions during a stream where Wayne was playing KH2. I think Scorpy was the one who said it?
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Post in Metroid Prime 4 Beyondposting on facebook: MP4 will feature tiny baby man & sammy will have to mother him Me: It finally all clicks together. I don't hate Miles because he's poorly written and out of place and ruins the atmosphere in a game where atmosphere should be deathly important. It's because it shOULD HAVE BEEN ME GOD DAMN IT
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Found out this combo makes straight flush and royal flush piss easy
Jokers in Balatro that make it so you only need four cards to get a flush or straight instead of five, and a card that makes it so every card you play is tallied for your hand regardless of if it counts toward the hand type. This means that if you have the four cards of the color you need for a flush, but are missing the number you need to make it a straight flush, then using a different color to make it a straight will still make the hand count as a straight flush just because the hand is both a straight and a flush.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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"I am NOT a nazi. I may be a white supremacist, a fascist, and a nazi, but I am NOT attractive to women."
Screenshot of the Simpsons scene where grandpa says "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star."
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I wish I had a wife so I could say "just like my wife"
A screenshot from a quiz in Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour with the dummy answer, "They emit a nice scent when you move them."
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Discord embed of a bsky link to a post of a naked woman on a crucifix wearing a metal helmet and with a sign above her head that says "SLUT" Original artist and poster is Heavy Lashes / @heavylashes.bsky.social "Kneel before the holy slut!" "do i get to touch the holy slut or just look" Me: *posts an image of Alphys from Undertale saying "What kind of idiot would make a [slut] you can't [touch]?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I thought about this further and realized I could make a simple video game out of this. Imagine that mechs were built to fight something resembling eldritch horrors. The lack of visuals for the ones in the cockpit are to protect their minds, but as your navigator pieces together a clearer picture with the data she gets, she loses her mind somewhat, and you have to eat her out to ground her. So the gameplay loop is you following her instructions blindly while also keeping an eye on her psyche.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Me when I see really hot art on my feed but then I notice she has the fuckass blue archive halo thing
That part in Adventure Time where PB turns into a little girl and Ice King goes, "Aw, dang it! Well I'm out of here. Goodbye everyone."
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Metroid meme. Original tweet by @primawesome, edited to be from user ZebianPussyAppreciator "My commander told me The Hunter keep killing his space pirates so I asked how many pirates he has and he said he just goes to the hatchery and gets a new squad afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding space pirates to Samus and this his sentient supercomputer started crying.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Not only is it real, but it's not even the wildest thing on that page alone
Four panels "What if the Hulk were yellow?" "What if the Invisible Girl dyed her hair?" "What if Power Man (Luke Cage) were white?" (Yes, really) And then the relevant "What if The Thing were blue?"
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I think I forgot until this replay just how much I genuinely really love Dark Samus.
Samus Aran and Dark Samus pointing their canons at eachother at the end of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Who wins the twerk off
Dark Luigi from Super Smash Brothers Brawl Kindness Luigi from Mario 64
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Had an idea for a new type of mecha cockpit. It's like a tube, it's claustrophobic and you and a partner have to be stacked on eachother really close. The one lower in the tube doesn't really need to see, they're moving the mech with haptic feedback and such. The one on top has to keep track of a bunch of sensors and relay information to the one below them. Basically what I'm saying is that I want a tomboy mech pilot to grind her pussy into my face while trying to multitask while we're in a hot sweaty narrow space.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Simpsons template where Lisa is looking at the glass case "The (SEGA) Genesis from Neon Genesis Evangelion"
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Whoa Samus, slow down! Don't you think there might be something interesting over to the left there? I think I saw a cool ball thing over there! So let's go that way! Erm, did you just turn into a ball!? Well that's a thing you can do now! I guess that just happened! EeYIKES, are those ALIENS!?
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Share if you're not afraid to eat the HAL LABORATORY, INC. dog eggs
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Well that might not be a GOOD thing...
My list of app notification permissions. The two apps at the top of the list have no names and have blank white icons. I assume this may mean they are malware.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Something is hilarious to me about the thumbnail. Every other company reveals hardware with some kind of galaxy background or in a cyber world white void. Valve just plopped their shit on a beige table cloth. "Fuck it, they can see it like this just fine."
Steam Hardware Announcement on youtube
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Facebook comment: Please give context for my personal amusement I reply with the "I almost exclusively post content that I do not understand" meme
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Have you considered fighting Seven Fucking Malenias™️? You should! You will certainly not regret fighting Seven Fucking Malenias™️!
New boss from the Elden Ring Nightreign DLC reveal that is 7 angel/valkyrie ladies
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM