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Osmose
@osmose.bsky.social
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I make websites and sometimes chiptunes! he/him https://osmose.ceo
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NO FUCKIN WAY
Profile page for a horse named Nineeleven born in 1993
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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No way
Profile page for a horse named Goat See born in 1967
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED
NamaTakahashi, creator of Elec Head, liking my post saying it is so good
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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btw this is how this plan is going
Google Fit heart points for July 2025. Almost every day since the 12th shows elevated activity. Google Fit data for August showing more activity every weekday. Workout record showing pushups, inverted rows, planks, squats, etc. at least one set of 10-15 each.
August 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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There's a billion posts about how goofy and insane and scary Gold Ship is but as a fan since season 1, I need you to understand that she is more in tune with the feelings of those around her than anyone else and, when it _really_ matters, she locks in and is incredibly supportive.
Gold Ship from Uma Musume looking serious and focused, with subtitles overlaid: "Come on back."
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Xs and Sakura Bakushin Os
Sakura Bakushin O from Uma Musume with tic tac toe being played on her forehead
July 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Hop on Uma Musume

Play Gold Ship
Photo of Gold Ship merch: a Nendroid, posable figure, figure of her crouching in her school uniform, and a small plushie of the real horse
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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she's so right
Uma Musume mobile game, Gold Ship talking to Super Creek: "What is a mere god to a mommy? I never stood a chance..."
June 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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That's right bitches you thought Osmose had ethics but nope he fucks with the horse girl gacha and you will too if you know what's good for you

This is Gold Ship, you must not ever forget her
Gold Ship from Uma Musume. An anime-styled woman with long white hair, horse ears and a tail, wearing a red and white outfit and looking smug.
June 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Imagine getting 99% of the way through a (simplistic) labor argument _against_ LLMs and then just saying "but we're powerless to stop it" and moving on like that absolves you of anything
but they take-rr jerbs So does open source. We used to pay good money for databases. We’re a field premised on automating other people’s jobs away. “Productivity gains,” say the economists. You get what that means, right? Fewer people doing the same stuff. Talked to a travel agent lately? Or a floor broker? Or a record store clerk? Or a darkroom tech? When this argument comes up, libertarian-leaning VCs start the chant: lamplighters, creative destruction, new kinds of work. Maybe. But I’m not hypnotized. I have no fucking clue whether we’re going to be better off after LLMs. Things could get a lot worse for us. LLMs really might displace many software developers. That’s not a high horse we get to ride. Our jobs are just as much in tech’s line of fire as everybody else’s have been for the last 3 decades. We’re not East Coast dockworkers; we won’t stop progress on our own.
June 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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New in #phantomake v0.9.0: Updated the paginator API to provide better ways to get the previous/next/current page so that you can make pagination controls much more easily.

Also updated the blog example with sample code on how to use the new properties: osmose.ceo/phantomake/e...
Code sample of how to build a pagination control using EJS in Phantomake: <ul> <% if (paginator.previousPage) { -%> <li><a href="<%- paginator.previousPage.url %>">Previous</a></li> <% } -%> <% for (const page of paginator.pages) { -%> <li> <% if (page.isCurrentPage) { -%> <%- page.number %> <% } else { -%> <a href="<%- page.url %>"><%- page.number %></a> <% } -%> </li> <% } -%> <% if (paginator.nextPage) { -%> <li><a href="<%- paginator.nextPage.url %>">Next</a></li> <% } -%> </ul>
June 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Espresso chocolate muffins
Several homemade chocolate muffins topped with chocolate chips on a rack
May 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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4 panel meme: 1. Oguri Cap from Uma Musume 2. Stick figuring pointing at panel 1 saying "She will never be ballin'" 3. Oguri Cap photoshopped shooting a basketball 4. Stick figure spitting out the food it is eating in surprise
May 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Round 2 of Baby's First Soldering Project is a success! I swapped out the larger connector for a higher-capacity battery with a smaller one and it successfully powers my Clockwork GameShell, with more than double the capacity of the previous battery.
A desk with several electronics tools on it, including a soldering iron, fume vent, and work holding stand. A battery with wires coming out of it, with one of the wires soldered to a new connector and the second stripped and yet to be connected. A Clockwork GameShell with a transparent back case that reveals the new battery pack inside and hooked up. The GameShell running a Gameboy Color game with the new battery.
May 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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In retrospect this is a really clever setup for a boss fight
Heavy Mole boss fight from Kirby's Adventure. Kirby is in a tunnel and a robot with spinning blades and a single large eyeball is floating ahead of him carving out more of the tunnel.
April 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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ZR button wasn't working, cleaned the contacts with 99% alcohol and it started working again.

The repair era continues
A Switch Pro controller, disassembled and sitting on top of a repair mat. The PCBs inside are visible.
April 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Cartoon man from Ghost Trick in a red suit with long yellow hair, lying dead on the ground with his butt sticking up and a spotlight on him. Text above him says "This man died because he got no pussy"
February 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The vaseline I put on a q-tip kinda looks like Heihachi
A qtip with Vaseline in it that wisps up on two sides kinda like Heihachi's hair
February 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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#zenlesszonezero Trigger
Trigger from Zenless Zone Zero, a young blonde light skinned woman with a large mask covering her eyes and forehead Trigger, her mask removed, showing two cartoon squinting eyes as if she has bad eyesight Trigger, without her mask and instead with large round glasses with swirls on them
February 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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you have been visited by the sad cowgirl, give her a howdy to cheer her up
A woman with a sad expression wearing a cowgirl outfit including a western hat, midriff, and chaps, from Genshin Impact.
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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THE LAST BILLIONAIRE IS IN CAPTIVITY. THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE...
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million bulls, and I was #1,089,970!
Bluesky 10 million celebration image with the text: Celebrating 10M bulls #1,089,970 Thanks for being one of the first 10 million people who fucked my wife. Togheter, you are all sleeping with my wife. I'm glad you're here.
September 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM