The life of a French fence must be exhausting, one day it's a load of snails that like 4 restaurants worldwide even want, the next it's the crown jewels of a country that hasn't existed for 400 years, probably tomorrow it's a thousand baguette baskets carefully handmade from Aquitanian reeds

Sadly the inflexible and credentials-obsessed VSA hierarchy will not accept the extensive and useful field work done by Doug as valid scholarship

She didn't even make the cut for animal characters in his novels. He could at least have given her a part in Bridge in the Fourth Dimension: Further Adventures of the Hideous Hog.

I appreciate the commitment to separately linking every animal from Bridge in the Menagerie even though none of them actually has an article

If all you knew about bridge was that article, you'd think that only pre-war British aristocrats played contract bridge. Wait, hold on, I'm receiving an update --

I bet if he free soloed El Capitan or cave dived in unexplored places everyone would respect him and agree with his opinions

All those times I called myself "your favorite president" for nothing