Orphan_Devour
orphandevour.bsky.social
Orphan_Devour
@orphandevour.bsky.social
28 but feels 90.
And Alastor would be like " Alright, I know I'll slay".
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
His "yer just a dead guy" was what watered my crops for the next 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
He ain't doing anything weird!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I need them to be pals
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
He's doing pretty well, honestly! I was very surprised.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It also supports the theory that Al was given his power to take out overlords whose ambitions grew too much.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Chairlastor
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
He got him so good with that spike
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
They match each other's sass
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I have 100% faith in husk and cherries ass kicking capabilities
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
... is that a gag?
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I think he and Velvette might actually hit it off due to sass alone
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"Uuhhh, no I'm not!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
AaaaaGGgHhHHH!
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
My last one was "You're the best! Hail pain kinks!" So. Accurate.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Lmao
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Made me think of this scene
a cartoon of patrick and spongebob sitting at desks in a classroom
ALT: a cartoon of patrick and spongebob sitting at desks in a classroom
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
What an odd way to describe vodka.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM