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Edges owned by Beyoncé | Chiefs fan | Political Snark | Probably tweeting about housewives or something on Bravo | Big forehead with even bigger opinions 💍
Got quoted $2350 to start my microlocs
January 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Got quoted $2350 to start my microlocs
I have to return to work tomorrow after a week off. I am not okay.
December 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I have to return to work tomorrow after a week off. I am not okay.
See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon!
December 27, 2024 at 2:16 AM
See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon!
May the heavens hear us today friend!
December 25, 2024 at 6:44 PM
May the heavens hear us today friend!
My feet hurt but my house is 80% clean and the last of the food is prepped and ready to be warmed. Our first hosted holiday is not off to a bad start. Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, and Happy Hanukkah muhfuckas! 🫶🏽
December 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
My feet hurt but my house is 80% clean and the last of the food is prepped and ready to be warmed. Our first hosted holiday is not off to a bad start. Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, and Happy Hanukkah muhfuckas! 🫶🏽
Yall have to work this week? Couldn’t be me.
December 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Yall have to work this week? Couldn’t be me.
My girl wig was skating all over that rink of forehead in every video. They about to swing her ass every which way but loose at that reunion. 😭
December 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My girl wig was skating all over that rink of forehead in every video. They about to swing her ass every which way but loose at that reunion. 😭
The body cam footage of Karen has caused complete devastation to the nation. My Grande Dame was two sheets in the wind and her wig was slid back to 1983. LaDames, we are down baddddddddddddddd. 😭😭😭 #RHOP
December 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
The body cam footage of Karen has caused complete devastation to the nation. My Grande Dame was two sheets in the wind and her wig was slid back to 1983. LaDames, we are down baddddddddddddddd. 😭😭😭 #RHOP
Tika Sumpter is fucking perfection.
December 12, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Tika Sumpter is fucking perfection.
My indecisive ass trying to pick out living room furniture for the hundredth time…
December 8, 2024 at 4:16 PM
My indecisive ass trying to pick out living room furniture for the hundredth time…
Yall… I have NOTHING left to give this week. This end of year project is WHOOPING my ass! 😭
December 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Yall… I have NOTHING left to give this week. This end of year project is WHOOPING my ass! 😭
I have this weird thing for men that are slightly bow legged. Aldis Hodge was already perfect, but the way that man walks?! Truly a finely crafted piece of art molded by God.
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I have this weird thing for men that are slightly bow legged. Aldis Hodge was already perfect, but the way that man walks?! Truly a finely crafted piece of art molded by God.
“You are a superhero!”
Can we please get an “emotionally devastating scene” warning next time? I was on the couch crying like I did the first time I heard Derek Luke “Who will cry for the little boy?” monologue on Antwone Fisher. I was done yesterday! #Cross #CrossOnPrime
Can we please get an “emotionally devastating scene” warning next time? I was on the couch crying like I did the first time I heard Derek Luke “Who will cry for the little boy?” monologue on Antwone Fisher. I was done yesterday! #Cross #CrossOnPrime
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
“You are a superhero!”
Can we please get an “emotionally devastating scene” warning next time? I was on the couch crying like I did the first time I heard Derek Luke “Who will cry for the little boy?” monologue on Antwone Fisher. I was done yesterday! #Cross #CrossOnPrime
Can we please get an “emotionally devastating scene” warning next time? I was on the couch crying like I did the first time I heard Derek Luke “Who will cry for the little boy?” monologue on Antwone Fisher. I was done yesterday! #Cross #CrossOnPrime
Now Mike… this after the election loss last week?
Hunger games salute to all my people. November has been ROUGH!
Hunger games salute to all my people. November has been ROUGH!
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Now Mike… this after the election loss last week?
Hunger games salute to all my people. November has been ROUGH!
Hunger games salute to all my people. November has been ROUGH!
My ass realizing that skyline means timeline and not an ACTUAL skyline. Oops.
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
My ass realizing that skyline means timeline and not an ACTUAL skyline. Oops.
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but please do not engage in an office affair on your BYOD work devices. Big Brother is watching!
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but please do not engage in an office affair on your BYOD work devices. Big Brother is watching!
Omg friend, why?! You are better than this! 😭
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Omg friend, why?! You are better than this! 😭
This month/year has been devastating enough between the election and Denzel’s pending retirement news. I do NOT have it in me to possibly watch Mike Tyson lose to Jake Paul tomorrow. I just don’t.
November 14, 2024 at 10:23 PM
This month/year has been devastating enough between the election and Denzel’s pending retirement news. I do NOT have it in me to possibly watch Mike Tyson lose to Jake Paul tomorrow. I just don’t.