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OregonBeast83
@oregonbeast83.bsky.social
Filthy casual. Occasional asshole. Lorcana nerd. Mod at @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social & @guildpack.bsky.social. The Pravda. Social Justice Off-Tank in the meta. I drink and I know things.
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Robert, aka OregonBeast.

Geriatric millennial. Failed content creator, so now I just mod for successful ones.

Day job in marketing/communications. Journalist in recovery. Terrible gamer. Likes to cook, scared to death to let anybody else try it. Bourbon & colas.
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Disney Lorcana Starter Deck Challenge Weeks 3 & 4 together, so that means I get to do $6 total in upgrades!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Cantaloupe. The funny part is that cantaloupe was my mom's biggest food craving when she was pregnant with me. But I hate the smell, taste, texture, color, everything about it.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@nikinapalm.bsky.social explaining why Control 2 will really tie the Remedyverse together.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You don't realize how grimy a phone's screen protector can get over time until you replace one that'd been in use for more than 2 1/2 years...
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Meet our next D&D Monster, Hellf on a Shelf.

It uses guerilla tactics and a healthy sense of fear to make sure your players remain tense while wandering the Hellf's home.

What do you think?

#dndart #dnd5e #ttrpgs
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I named my fists Marbury and Madison because they're going to strike down any attempts to violate my constitution.
I named my fists “ye wannae bai” and “a dag” because you won’t understand anything once I’m done
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
One thing I don't miss about living in California...
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Thankful for the best friend, even if my smile goes crooked and weird if I try to show teeth.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If he keeps saying stuff like this, I will find myself being able to deal with him being a White Sox fan.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dear cold call sales emails: I don't need to know what Robert and Bob are doing in their spare time. That's their business.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When you best friend has lactose intolerance but also loves pizza.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Starter Deck Challenge Week 2. Let's add ALL THE MULANS!
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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On today's episode we're taking a journey through the spirit realm— Iroh, Grand Lotus vs. Koh, the Face Stealer vs. Hei Bai, Forest Guardian vs. Wan Shi Tong, All-Knowing!
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Beginning a Disney Lorcana Starter Deck Challenge! What can I turn this Ruby/Steel starter deck into over the next 12 weeks?
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Men's Day to all the men who go into Twitch chats and social media posts and say "bUt wHaT AbOuT InTeRnAtIoNaL MeN's DaY?!?" during International Women's Day, get told it's on Nov. 19, then forget it exists until the following International Women's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Robert is bullying me. Please ask him to stop." -Phenomaman

*spits drink*
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My big moment. My big tragedy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydN4...
My BEST PACK EVER and my BATTERY DIES?!?!? - Disney Lorcana - Whispers in the Well - Box Opening - 3
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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👀
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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When you see the foiling on a Whisper card, your mind will be as blown as mine was. Whispers in the Well trove unboxing video below! youtu.be/6H1mw9iB_F4
Foil Whispers = MIND BLOWN - Disney Lorcana Whispers in the Well Trove Unboxing - OB83 Lorcana
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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While opening Whispers in the Well packs, @nikinapalm.bsky.social and @gpfearlesssyd.bsky.social from @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social / @guildpack.bsky.social explain the importance of Goliath.

www.youtube.com/shorts/VsMtt...
Goliath is the gateway to WHAT?!?!? (ft. @WatchGirlsPlay & @GuildPack )
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Senate Democratic Leader Merkley does have a nice ring to it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It's time to open a Whispers in the Well booster box! youtu.be/cvgxAQ7vb7o?...
Back-to-Back EPICNESS - Disney Lorcana Whispers in the Well Booster Box Opening - OB83 Lorcana
YouTube video by OB83 Lorcana
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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IT HAS BEGUN.

Oh, wait, too loud for this set.

*whispers* it has begun...
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM