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Abbyyy
@orbingpunk.bsky.social
She/Her. T1D. ADHD. Bisexual. Exvangelical. Photog. Author. Genetic Dead-End. Midwestern transplant to southern Utah. #LGRW #insulin4all Known elsewhere on the internet as itsabbynormal
J: I’m gonna put this guy in my inventory real quick.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
DM: *as we’re able to roll initiative* Oh, shit.
All of us: Ugh, we don’t like that.
DM: It’s fine, you’re all like level 9 now.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
J: If I were to Tongues myself, do they have at least one language they know?
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me: So we do it the old fashioned way? Grab our weapons and fuck them up?
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
K: He’d fill the room with lava before you even know it. Wait, no he wouldn’t because he always rolls low on initiative.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me: I was going to lay hands on Bunni to give him one point, but we took a long rest so he doesn’t need it, so I guess I’m done.
J: You could suck the life out of me instead.
*DM cracks up*
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
DM: Chip McGrumbles has a huge axe.
Me: He has a huge ass?
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
DM: Roll perception or something.
J: You got it dude, I rolled a 19.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A: I thought we had a chip for Chip?
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
K: You can’t just ask people to lay on hands on you.
J: Not even to get to 69?
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Happening now in the group chat: we are absolutely dying over this cursed photo of J used as a meme with multiple typos 😂
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me: We all needed a cream pie break.
K: Put that on a t-shirt.
Me: It’s going on bluesky; close enough.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
J: We’re gonna help the diddle dwarves or whatever they’re called.
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
J: Can you Lay Hands on me if I touch it?
Me: I don’t think that’ll help heal your hands if the lava burned them off!
DM: Put your penis in it.
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
J: I’m gonna tongue this lava monster.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
K: Will he come back as Gideon the White?
J: I like the idea of him coming back as Gideon the White when there’s no Gideon the Grey.
October 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Doug doubledoor 🤘🏻
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
J: Sometimes I wish I were evil.
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
J: Where’s the pile where they did the dookie?
DM: You’re assuming they only did one.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A: I mean, Bunni Munni does have a thing for doors.
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
DM: Okay, let’s skip the crotch-rot for now.
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM