Optimist Primus
@optimistprimus.bsky.social
I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts
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Life is beauty wrapped in a nightmare. And I'm just chipping away at the shell, looking for that creamy center.
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend but isn’t it also me?
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend but isn’t it also me?
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I feel like people could be cool to each other online.
If they wanted to.
I'm cool to assholes IRL every day.
I just try to avoid them so that I don't have to completely drain my dwindling reserves.
If you can't restrain yourself online, get off.
It's not good for *your* mental health either.
If they wanted to.
I'm cool to assholes IRL every day.
I just try to avoid them so that I don't have to completely drain my dwindling reserves.
If you can't restrain yourself online, get off.
It's not good for *your* mental health either.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I feel like people could be cool to each other online.
If they wanted to.
I'm cool to assholes IRL every day.
I just try to avoid them so that I don't have to completely drain my dwindling reserves.
If you can't restrain yourself online, get off.
It's not good for *your* mental health either.
If they wanted to.
I'm cool to assholes IRL every day.
I just try to avoid them so that I don't have to completely drain my dwindling reserves.
If you can't restrain yourself online, get off.
It's not good for *your* mental health either.
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That liminal space between the dimensions
Where what is and what may be
Gently collide...
Where what is and what may be
Gently collide...
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That liminal space between the dimensions
Where what is and what may be
Gently collide...
Where what is and what may be
Gently collide...
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hello 911 i ate too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
hello 911 i ate too much
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
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verfied? how bout some very fRied, potatoes
April 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
verfied? how bout some very fRied, potatoes
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I hope you are stuffed full of love
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I hope you are stuffed full of love
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When I am President, every dog will get a prize
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When I am President, every dog will get a prize
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social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
social media teaches us to stop caring about spelling, or logic, or manners, or humanity
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i dont know why but i have been obsessed for years with this concept i invented in my head of a guest on a talk show flexing their close personal relationship with rob zombie by repeatedly calling him "Bob Zombie" insinuating that is what his friends call him. i think about this at least once a week
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i dont know why but i have been obsessed for years with this concept i invented in my head of a guest on a talk show flexing their close personal relationship with rob zombie by repeatedly calling him "Bob Zombie" insinuating that is what his friends call him. i think about this at least once a week
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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made it just in time
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
made it just in time
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
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Poster's Madness Advent Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Poster's Madness Advent Calendar
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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it’s a new day duckling
July 5, 2024 at 10:00 AM
it’s a new day duckling
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they should make cigarettes that are good for you
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they should make cigarettes that are good for you
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ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
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could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
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it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
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i don’t get enough credit for being one of the greatest minds of our time
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i don’t get enough credit for being one of the greatest minds of our time
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This is for all of you: You are loved and please don't wonder about it because we love you.
You are loved.
You're loved.
You are loved.
You're loved.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is for all of you: You are loved and please don't wonder about it because we love you.
You are loved.
You're loved.
You are loved.
You're loved.
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might fuck around and fall through the cracks of society
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
might fuck around and fall through the cracks of society
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I heard someone from my high school became a god and kissed the sun
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I heard someone from my high school became a god and kissed the sun