luke
@ookedub.bsky.social
“Shameless, but pretty” -GT Magazine.
He/Them.
(Views definitely mine).
✌🏻
He/Them.
(Views definitely mine).
✌🏻
Just a reminder is Valentine’s Day on Friday.
xox
xox
February 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just a reminder is Valentine’s Day on Friday.
xox
xox
15 years in the making..
😉
😉
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
15 years in the making..
😉
😉
Is dying your hair purely for a party too extra?
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February 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Is dying your hair purely for a party too extra?
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Having a pet tortoise is literally the best thing, but trying to remember what that Diva can & can’t eat has become my most-searched thing on google.
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He’s going to be such a liability when he’s let loose on the outside.
🍍 🍍
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He’s going to be such a liability when he’s let loose on the outside.
🍍 🍍
February 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Having a pet tortoise is literally the best thing, but trying to remember what that Diva can & can’t eat has become my most-searched thing on google.
🧐
He’s going to be such a liability when he’s let loose on the outside.
🍍 🍍
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He’s going to be such a liability when he’s let loose on the outside.
🍍 🍍
Can anybody remember how much spray-paint you can inhale with a hangover before you become a risk to yourself?
Asking for me
xox
Asking for me
xox
January 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Can anybody remember how much spray-paint you can inhale with a hangover before you become a risk to yourself?
Asking for me
xox
Asking for me
xox
Our cleaner has hung the scarf I was just wearing on the oven with the other tea-towels.
I’m fuming.
💀
🤣
I’m fuming.
💀
🤣
January 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Our cleaner has hung the scarf I was just wearing on the oven with the other tea-towels.
I’m fuming.
💀
🤣
I’m fuming.
💀
🤣
Has anyone ever had “is she here yet?” nerves for a child you have not/will not partake in birthing?
My token Heterosexual & absolute chosen-bro’s baby is one day overdue & honestly… 💪🏻
The excitement is UNREAL. 😳
It’s all I can think about. 💭
That & how I’ll explain BlueSky to her..
😍🩵
My token Heterosexual & absolute chosen-bro’s baby is one day overdue & honestly… 💪🏻
The excitement is UNREAL. 😳
It’s all I can think about. 💭
That & how I’ll explain BlueSky to her..
😍🩵
January 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Has anyone ever had “is she here yet?” nerves for a child you have not/will not partake in birthing?
My token Heterosexual & absolute chosen-bro’s baby is one day overdue & honestly… 💪🏻
The excitement is UNREAL. 😳
It’s all I can think about. 💭
That & how I’ll explain BlueSky to her..
😍🩵
My token Heterosexual & absolute chosen-bro’s baby is one day overdue & honestly… 💪🏻
The excitement is UNREAL. 😳
It’s all I can think about. 💭
That & how I’ll explain BlueSky to her..
😍🩵
Good morning to EVERYONE & my Irish Coffee.
💃
☕️
🎄
💃
☕️
🎄
December 27, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Good morning to EVERYONE & my Irish Coffee.
💃
☕️
🎄
💃
☕️
🎄
Mum’s just bust out the Edamame beans for the Roast & I’m kinda here for it.
💪🏻💚
🎄
💪🏻💚
🎄
December 25, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Mum’s just bust out the Edamame beans for the Roast & I’m kinda here for it.
💪🏻💚
🎄
💪🏻💚
🎄
Sparked up the Manor for Christmas, as it were.
🎄 🪜 ✨
🎄 🪜 ✨
December 12, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Sparked up the Manor for Christmas, as it were.
🎄 🪜 ✨
🎄 🪜 ✨
Drop the Lock Screen.
Flower carpet I made.
🌺 🍃
☺️
Flower carpet I made.
🌺 🍃
☺️
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Drop the Lock Screen.
Flower carpet I made.
🌺 🍃
☺️
Flower carpet I made.
🌺 🍃
☺️
Omggg.
I just choked on my drink.
😂
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I just choked on my drink.
😂
💀
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Omggg.
I just choked on my drink.
😂
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I just choked on my drink.
😂
💀
👏🏻 CHEESE 👏🏻 MELT 👏🏻 DIPPERS 👏🏻
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December 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
👏🏻 CHEESE 👏🏻 MELT 👏🏻 DIPPERS 👏🏻
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My friend just sent out this message to the GC.
There’s zero irony & I am LIVING for his purity.
😍
🎄
There’s zero irony & I am LIVING for his purity.
😍
🎄
December 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
My friend just sent out this message to the GC.
There’s zero irony & I am LIVING for his purity.
😍
🎄
There’s zero irony & I am LIVING for his purity.
😍
🎄
The cat in all of her infinite wisdom, ate her dinner and her sister’s dinner..
Then threw up and by way of apology, slapped her sister.
Not content, then tried to eat the tortoise’s dinner before giving up and sneezing on him.
Well done, Phoebe.
10/10
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Then threw up and by way of apology, slapped her sister.
Not content, then tried to eat the tortoise’s dinner before giving up and sneezing on him.
Well done, Phoebe.
10/10
👀
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The cat in all of her infinite wisdom, ate her dinner and her sister’s dinner..
Then threw up and by way of apology, slapped her sister.
Not content, then tried to eat the tortoise’s dinner before giving up and sneezing on him.
Well done, Phoebe.
10/10
👀
Then threw up and by way of apology, slapped her sister.
Not content, then tried to eat the tortoise’s dinner before giving up and sneezing on him.
Well done, Phoebe.
10/10
👀
Being wheeled out in my official capacity as The Vicar’s Husband for the church Christmas fair.
If there’s two things I can do, it’s small talk & mulled wine.
💃
If there’s two things I can do, it’s small talk & mulled wine.
💃
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Being wheeled out in my official capacity as The Vicar’s Husband for the church Christmas fair.
If there’s two things I can do, it’s small talk & mulled wine.
💃
If there’s two things I can do, it’s small talk & mulled wine.
💃
Friends of the sky!
I have festive news.
I just made a mint chocolate mocha by just using a spoon each of these two and it is BANGING.
Both from Aldi.
Go forth!
☕️ 🟢 🍫
🎄
I have festive news.
I just made a mint chocolate mocha by just using a spoon each of these two and it is BANGING.
Both from Aldi.
Go forth!
☕️ 🟢 🍫
🎄
December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Friends of the sky!
I have festive news.
I just made a mint chocolate mocha by just using a spoon each of these two and it is BANGING.
Both from Aldi.
Go forth!
☕️ 🟢 🍫
🎄
I have festive news.
I just made a mint chocolate mocha by just using a spoon each of these two and it is BANGING.
Both from Aldi.
Go forth!
☕️ 🟢 🍫
🎄
Gorgeous evening hosting the wonderful Jen Brister & Will Duggan raising funds for the Gaza-aid efforts.
🩵
#WeMakeEvents
#CeaseFireNow
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#WeMakeEvents
#CeaseFireNow
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November 27, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Gorgeous evening hosting the wonderful Jen Brister & Will Duggan raising funds for the Gaza-aid efforts.
🩵
#WeMakeEvents
#CeaseFireNow
🩵
🩵
#WeMakeEvents
#CeaseFireNow
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November 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM