Shane McNichol
@ontheshanetrain.bsky.social
the guy at the party asking everyone their favorite counting crows song
Basketball writer for Action Network and PalestraBack.com
Basketball writer for Action Network and PalestraBack.com
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me when the Applebees bartenders ask how I’m doing with my dollarita and boneless wings
best case scenario is for Mike wazowski to run me over with the Eagles Youth Partnership bus
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
best case scenario is for Mike wazowski to run me over with the Eagles Youth Partnership bus
pop the positivity rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
pop the positivity rabbit
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The eagles by rule cannot go 3 and out on their drive so who knows how this will end
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The eagles by rule cannot go 3 and out on their drive so who knows how this will end
just remembered phil rivers might play in six days
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
just remembered phil rivers might play in six days
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::Eagles defense takes the field::
Need six here
Need six here
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
::Eagles defense takes the field::
Need six here
Need six here
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“On a lot of occasions” is funnier than it should be
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“On a lot of occasions” is funnier than it should be
someone who is good at playcalling please help me fix this, my family is dying
Eagles offense tonight per Next Gen Stats:
Shotgun (32 snaps): 3.0 yards per play, 25% Success Rate
Under Center (9 snaps): 11.2 yards per play, 67% Success Rate
Shotgun (32 snaps): 3.0 yards per play, 25% Success Rate
Under Center (9 snaps): 11.2 yards per play, 67% Success Rate
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
someone who is good at playcalling please help me fix this, my family is dying
Just six more FGs and this Eagles offense will be cooking with gas
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just six more FGs and this Eagles offense will be cooking with gas
I’m still thinking about Troy Aikman’s story about the pet monkey
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m still thinking about Troy Aikman’s story about the pet monkey
Ok, scrap the game plan. Throw it to Toth.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok, scrap the game plan. Throw it to Toth.
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They've had a whole new host of issues tonight but overall everything looks better and more normal.
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They've had a whole new host of issues tonight but overall everything looks better and more normal.
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Five turnovers in the last 11 plays!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Five turnovers in the last 11 plays!!!
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What this tells me is that Philip Rivers has not purchased a single damn Christmas present yet
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What this tells me is that Philip Rivers has not purchased a single damn Christmas present yet
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if phillip rivers makes an appearance for the colts this year his name has to be pulled from the HOF semifinals list right lmao
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
if phillip rivers makes an appearance for the colts this year his name has to be pulled from the HOF semifinals list right lmao
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if you don’t love old ass phillip rivers getting out of the recliner all loud mumbling “dad’s got this” to get on a plane to indianapolis we are not the same
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
if you don’t love old ass phillip rivers getting out of the recliner all loud mumbling “dad’s got this” to get on a plane to indianapolis we are not the same
Troy is like “damn, maybe I could run it back”
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Troy is like “damn, maybe I could run it back”
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![me and my [friends cut out for Houston Texans] would've killed [E.T. cut out for Philip Rivers] with hammers i can tell you that much](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aoie5d3k3sygqa5m6b2gofu5/bafkreiekxzlozrewmlnqaa5fx75dxa3rgswqm6qtlgijx7kujdfrwvny5u@jpeg)
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THE COLTS PLAY THE SEAHAWKS NEXT WEEK UNC DONT DO THIS
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
THE COLTS PLAY THE SEAHAWKS NEXT WEEK UNC DONT DO THIS
How many old retired QBs are calling their agent right now?
Cam Newton. Jeff Garcia. Sam Bradford. All screaming into a speaker phone “JUST LET ME SHOW THEM I STILL GOT IT”
Cam Newton. Jeff Garcia. Sam Bradford. All screaming into a speaker phone “JUST LET ME SHOW THEM I STILL GOT IT”
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How many old retired QBs are calling their agent right now?
Cam Newton. Jeff Garcia. Sam Bradford. All screaming into a speaker phone “JUST LET ME SHOW THEM I STILL GOT IT”
Cam Newton. Jeff Garcia. Sam Bradford. All screaming into a speaker phone “JUST LET ME SHOW THEM I STILL GOT IT”
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if you unretire after a year on the couch it’s a go home be a family man situation. if you unretire after 5 years on the couch you just like being in situations
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
if you unretire after a year on the couch it’s a go home be a family man situation. if you unretire after 5 years on the couch you just like being in situations
me to the colts
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
me to the colts
eating a small dinner to prepare for 3rd quarter stress eating, go birds
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
eating a small dinner to prepare for 3rd quarter stress eating, go birds
this header makes it sound like orlando has its own version of the batman villain Bane
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this header makes it sound like orlando has its own version of the batman villain Bane
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Non zero chance we see an anthropomorphic pop tart wipe its ass with a copy of the Play Like a Champion Today sign in a few weeks
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Non zero chance we see an anthropomorphic pop tart wipe its ass with a copy of the Play Like a Champion Today sign in a few weeks
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completely incapable of hearing somebody in my life has been prescribed steroids for an injury/illness without making a joke about the dingers they're about to hit. like even when it's not appropriate at all
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
completely incapable of hearing somebody in my life has been prescribed steroids for an injury/illness without making a joke about the dingers they're about to hit. like even when it's not appropriate at all