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Only Jan’s
@onlyjans.bsky.social
(She/Her) I laugh at my own jokes. Serious about sustainability. Scottish but don’t sound it. Leftie. Softie. Intersectional feminist. Cats.
I am also on this train. There is a LOT of Prosecco being consumed at 10.30 in the morning.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If you start clapping planes when they land - I will leave you immediately. This isn’t a joke.
July 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He’s the loveliest ❤️
April 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Vom
November 10, 2023 at 7:34 PM
I bloody love Leicester. ❤️
October 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM
There’s a joke to be made here about burps but I can’t find it.
October 26, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Yeah they often refer to DMU technical analysts when making tv shows, that’s what I heard anyway.
October 26, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Omg you are such a massive nerd.
October 26, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I would have happily drank a pint of that gravy love, was epic.
October 22, 2023 at 6:58 PM
I love these!! Have just ordered a pack. Will struggle to send them to people and not keep them for us though 😂
October 22, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Or you could have a life, and not spend so much time worrying about cutlery. I get ever so anxious when I’m served the wrong utensil. It’s no way to live…
October 15, 2023 at 3:52 PM
See you absolutely do need a specific spoon for soup. And you also need a specific spoon for dessert. But the spoon you need for dessert is a teaspoon or a soup spoon depending on the portion size and whether there is custard. Or, if it’s a solid, then a cake fork.
October 15, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I didn’t even realise we had two M32’s! I only know the Manchester one and I hate it! Is if the M5 that splits in two through the rock face near Brizzle?? I like that bit, but only southbound. It’s weird travelling the other way.
October 13, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Yes yes yes!! Wonderful piece of road. I’m travelling on it in two weeks time and I keep telling anyone who will listen to take that stretch of road because of how beautiful it is.
October 13, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I have never heard it before. I was a perennial noob on the bird site. I will continue to be one here too, most likely.
October 13, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Ooooh who are you blocking?? Have we got beef? Exciting, I’ve been looking for a way to add more conflict to our lives. Who doesn’t want more conflict?
October 13, 2023 at 5:10 PM
What is a blobfollow?
October 13, 2023 at 5:06 PM