drummers always somehow turn out to be worse

in the knowledge i can probably just sell it on for a few quid less. yes. maybe. ugh.

do you offer a service where i can give you money and you tell me exactly how washed i am?

I'm checking and I'm afraid it is

It's Google image search result for "haunted cave' so maybe!

I see you are an Alex James connoisseur. It was very hard to pin down his rancidness in the word limit.

Damon: queerbaiting dimwit who is copying your art homework
Graham: embittered nerd who has just smugly informs you your favourite heavenly album is the incorrect choice
Alex: the thickest person in chipping norton
Dave: member of the labour party

£600k turnover a year apparently

I AM PURITY,
THEY CALL ME A PERVERT

Nerd

I am always saying this (he appeared as a one off at their 15th anniversary show)