oneoneoneone
@oneoneoneone.bsky.social
Wizard cop. B-list situationist. Used to be cool. I am interested in British politics and detective stories and woodlice and goofy movies about misunderstandings.
when are we allowed to say what someone voted for and who they voted for it with
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
when are we allowed to say what someone voted for and who they voted for it with
when labour votes with the tories i think you will find many people will say "labour has voted with the tories"
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
when labour votes with the tories i think you will find many people will say "labour has voted with the tories"
which lobby did she walk though and who did she walk though it with
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
which lobby did she walk though and who did she walk though it with
presented without comment
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
presented without comment
Attempted to gather an answer to that precise question a few years ago but sadly my FOI was declined.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Attempted to gather an answer to that precise question a few years ago but sadly my FOI was declined.
ultra-realistic life-size model of No 10 so they think that they are still the PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
ultra-realistic life-size model of No 10 so they think that they are still the PM
absolutely hate to be a fish purist but this is not a tassled wobbegong! it is a goosefish!
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
absolutely hate to be a fish purist but this is not a tassled wobbegong! it is a goosefish!
snapchat is a very weird thing
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
snapchat is a very weird thing
Keir's weird adult baby!
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Keir's weird adult baby!
Found it - friend obscured as I don't think he'd want this shared online especially as he works in Westminster.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Found it - friend obscured as I don't think he'd want this shared online especially as he works in Westminster.
Hahaha for a while me and a friend were using photos of Keir Starmer as reaction images on Whatsapp and then snapchat assumed Sir Keir was a close family member and created a horrendous mashup image of Keir Starmer holding said friend as if he was Keir's weird adult baby
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hahaha for a while me and a friend were using photos of Keir Starmer as reaction images on Whatsapp and then snapchat assumed Sir Keir was a close family member and created a horrendous mashup image of Keir Starmer holding said friend as if he was Keir's weird adult baby
this has reminded me of the Earl of Arran's remarks about why his campaigning for the decriminalisation of homosexuality was more successful than his campaign to ban the hunting of badgers
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
this has reminded me of the Earl of Arran's remarks about why his campaigning for the decriminalisation of homosexuality was more successful than his campaign to ban the hunting of badgers
I wrote something recently that mentioned both the Berlin Wall and the Millennium Dome and then I was talking to someone who wasn't born when the Millennium Dome went up which made me think I probably need to either get some more contemporary references or only write for 40somethings & older
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I wrote something recently that mentioned both the Berlin Wall and the Millennium Dome and then I was talking to someone who wasn't born when the Millennium Dome went up which made me think I probably need to either get some more contemporary references or only write for 40somethings & older
Miliband is v. good at this on Instagram at the moment, leaning into his earnest goofy side and doing some good low-production-values pieces to camera about what he's been up to
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Miliband is v. good at this on Instagram at the moment, leaning into his earnest goofy side and doing some good low-production-values pieces to camera about what he's been up to
(nothing wrong with a pint of best bitter either, quite fond of a pint of best bitter every now and again)
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
(nothing wrong with a pint of best bitter either, quite fond of a pint of best bitter every now and again)
(not saying that your average pub-goer is a best bitter swilling racist but it's often, particularly in the daytime, a section of society that tends to be more receptive than average to Farage's messages)
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
(not saying that your average pub-goer is a best bitter swilling racist but it's often, particularly in the daytime, a section of society that tends to be more receptive than average to Farage's messages)
possibly the greatest example of this was when the literal Chancellor of the Exchequer was battling it out with Twitter shitposters about economics a couple of years ago
archive.ph/QzBYc
archive.ph/QzBYc
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December 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
possibly the greatest example of this was when the literal Chancellor of the Exchequer was battling it out with Twitter shitposters about economics a couple of years ago
archive.ph/QzBYc
archive.ph/QzBYc
if Labour gain 5% and Reform drop 5% in the run-up to an election, for example. Still don't like the idea of taking the most unpleasant/nerve-wracking part of French elections and making it a big thing over here. Votez pour le malhonnête, pas pour le fasciste!
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
if Labour gain 5% and Reform drop 5% in the run-up to an election, for example. Still don't like the idea of taking the most unpleasant/nerve-wracking part of French elections and making it a big thing over here. Votez pour le malhonnête, pas pour le fasciste!
the most optimistic reading of that poll is that the 38/29 split is quite similar to the 29/22 split in voting intention - in other words the "vote Reform to kick Labour out" and "vote Labour to keep Reform out" shows similar dynamics to basic voting intention, & thus could potentially even out
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
the most optimistic reading of that poll is that the 38/29 split is quite similar to the 29/22 split in voting intention - in other words the "vote Reform to kick Labour out" and "vote Labour to keep Reform out" shows similar dynamics to basic voting intention, & thus could potentially even out
Took til I was in my 20s to reach the 5th Prime Minister of my lifetime whilst my child had 5 before turning six
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Took til I was in my 20s to reach the 5th Prime Minister of my lifetime whilst my child had 5 before turning six