Michael M. Jones
@oneminutemonkey.bsky.social
writer. book reviewer. anthologist. owned by cats. very sleepy. often stressed. mostly harmless. cryptically queer. he/him. SFWA. Codex. MFA in Childrens' Literature from Hollins University. I support diversity, inclusion, representation.
Here’s my Blaze!
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here’s my Blaze!
Eeeeeeeeeeee baby
Have a baby Gremlin.
Have a baby Gremlin.
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeee baby
Have a baby Gremlin.
Have a baby Gremlin.
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess wants nothing to do with these shenanigans.
October 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess wants nothing to do with these shenanigans.
Three generations of my family served proudly and honorably so I could be a writer. 🤣
But seriously, they'd all be outraged by Hegseth and what he's doing to our armed forces.
This is the ship literally named for my great-grandfather. Would that it rose again as a ghost ship of vengeance.
But seriously, they'd all be outraged by Hegseth and what he's doing to our armed forces.
This is the ship literally named for my great-grandfather. Would that it rose again as a ghost ship of vengeance.
September 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Three generations of my family served proudly and honorably so I could be a writer. 🤣
But seriously, they'd all be outraged by Hegseth and what he's doing to our armed forces.
This is the ship literally named for my great-grandfather. Would that it rose again as a ghost ship of vengeance.
But seriously, they'd all be outraged by Hegseth and what he's doing to our armed forces.
This is the ship literally named for my great-grandfather. Would that it rose again as a ghost ship of vengeance.
Gideon doesn’t want me to work.
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Gideon doesn’t want me to work.
Here’s what happened when I got my guys a new tree for the porch. Gideon (orange) supervised every step and tested it out as an early adopter.
September 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Here’s what happened when I got my guys a new tree for the porch. Gideon (orange) supervised every step and tested it out as an early adopter.
This fluffy doofus was originally named Caesar when we adopted him. Yeah, I made the Orange Julius Caesar connection.
He’s much better as a Gideon.
He’s much better as a Gideon.
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
This fluffy doofus was originally named Caesar when we adopted him. Yeah, I made the Orange Julius Caesar connection.
He’s much better as a Gideon.
He’s much better as a Gideon.
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess will straight-up wreck your shit if you bother her while she’s eating.
September 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess will straight-up wreck your shit if you bother her while she’s eating.
Thanks!
My inspiration in part is this. 🤣
Also, Mr. Farnsworth is a recurring character in a series of comic mad science stories featuring his people (Daphne and Camille) which have been published over the past few years. It seemed fitting to hear his side of things…
My inspiration in part is this. 🤣
Also, Mr. Farnsworth is a recurring character in a series of comic mad science stories featuring his people (Daphne and Camille) which have been published over the past few years. It seemed fitting to hear his side of things…
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thanks!
My inspiration in part is this. 🤣
Also, Mr. Farnsworth is a recurring character in a series of comic mad science stories featuring his people (Daphne and Camille) which have been published over the past few years. It seemed fitting to hear his side of things…
My inspiration in part is this. 🤣
Also, Mr. Farnsworth is a recurring character in a series of comic mad science stories featuring his people (Daphne and Camille) which have been published over the past few years. It seemed fitting to hear his side of things…
Irish Wolfhound. When you’re into horses but the HOA won’t let you have a pony. This is George. He likes second, third, and fourth dinners and visits everyone on the block.
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Irish Wolfhound. When you’re into horses but the HOA won’t let you have a pony. This is George. He likes second, third, and fourth dinners and visits everyone on the block.
Pekinese. Who doesn’t love yappy dust mops? This is Dreamer. He’s basically a male model. He gives good cuddles.
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Pekinese. Who doesn’t love yappy dust mops? This is Dreamer. He’s basically a male model. He gives good cuddles.
French Bulldog. Because they’re adorable and absolute clowns. Thus is Sunny. She loves belly rubs.
July 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
French Bulldog. Because they’re adorable and absolute clowns. Thus is Sunny. She loves belly rubs.
Have Gideon and Gremlin.
July 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Have Gideon and Gremlin.
Gideon using Gremlin as a pillow.
July 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gideon using Gremlin as a pillow.
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess has things covered from the floor.
July 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nala the Tiny Angry Princess has things covered from the floor.
You have a glass Maine Coon?
Is it named Bungle?
I wouldn't be surprised. :)
Is it named Bungle?
I wouldn't be surprised. :)
July 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You have a glass Maine Coon?
Is it named Bungle?
I wouldn't be surprised. :)
Is it named Bungle?
I wouldn't be surprised. :)
One of the earliest Superman stories I remember reading...
Yay for gender-bent heroes!
Yay for gender-bent heroes!
July 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
One of the earliest Superman stories I remember reading...
Yay for gender-bent heroes!
Yay for gender-bent heroes!
*makes popcorn*
yes please.
yes please.
July 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
*makes popcorn*
yes please.
yes please.
If you see this, post a pet!
Here’s Sebastian, Jack, Blaze and Gideon enjoying their new outside tree.
Here’s Sebastian, Jack, Blaze and Gideon enjoying their new outside tree.
July 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you see this, post a pet!
Here’s Sebastian, Jack, Blaze and Gideon enjoying their new outside tree.
Here’s Sebastian, Jack, Blaze and Gideon enjoying their new outside tree.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
Me, blocking people when they get too angry
June 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me, blocking people when they get too angry
There's only one first person caption box which has ever, or will ever, work, and that's the Flash's catchphrase.
June 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There's only one first person caption box which has ever, or will ever, work, and that's the Flash's catchphrase.
That’s as bad as when Gremlin learned how to turn off my computer by sitting on the tower.
Yeah, this guy.
Yeah, this guy.
May 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
That’s as bad as when Gremlin learned how to turn off my computer by sitting on the tower.
Yeah, this guy.
Yeah, this guy.