Now that you think about it, it's wild that a UK newspaper correspondent agreed with a tweeter that a non white MP should be 'deported', took a 24 hour Mental Health break, and faced zero consequences

If you walk into something you call a mud room & take your coat off I’m assuming you’re shitting in at least one of the baths

Some of the coverage of Starmer and Reeves this morning would be like if someone covering the battles between Blair and Brown in 1999 went 'one question. What is the Euro?'

Boxing Day must be fun

That is the patient zero for them doing the “If it wasn’t a story why are The Press talking about?” thing where they pretend they’re something else entirely and are helpess to actually get better at their jobs

They could probably do it a lot easier than they think too. The people who’d be against it can’t organise anything bigger than a tweet