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oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
Heather H (she/her/Heather)
@oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
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Cross stitcher. Reader. Agender. Childfree. Friend to crows, Stellar’s jays, squirrels, & neighborhood cats. Here for artists, writers, animals, science, weirdos, & progressive people. Partner is @darklament.bsky.social

All opinions are my own.
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Bad Santa is, at its core, a Hallmark holiday movie. Hear me out: a thief posing as a mall Santa and his accomplices arrive in town to rob the local department store. He talks to a cute bartender who is just full of the holiday spirit and grudgingly befriends a cherubic but bullied child who lives with his ailing grandmother and learns from the thief how to stand up for himself. By the end, the thief has a change of heart and helps to apprehend his former colleagues. The bartender becomes the child's surrogate mom and the thief accepts his punishment but finds a home when his time is served.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

Trying to change this for the rest of the weekend.
A person in black stands on a rod with a grey city in the background. Over the image is written: Was I productive this week? No. But was I able to relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A black and white image from the movie Cinderella Liberty showing James Caan, dressed as a sailor, and Marsha Mason, walking down a street lined with adult theaters and bookstores
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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@darklament.bsky.social & I went over to West Seattle this morning & as usual went to Easy Street Records, Pegasus Books, & Paper Boat Booksellers. Titles & authors in the alt text.
Books and CDs on a wood table. Clockwise: Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree Tea You at the Altar by Rebecca Thorne Cinder House by Freya Marske Folklore CD by Taylor Swift Lungs CD by Florence + The Machine Nothing Like the Sun CD by Sting All of Us Murderers by KJ Charles E is for Edward: A Centennial Celebration of the Mischievous Mind of Edward Gory by Gregory Hischak
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Yep, that tracks.
4 screen shots from Glass Onion: 1 Benoit Blanc, wearing a light blue shirt, looks down, saying "it's so dumb 2 Kate Hudson responds, "It's so dumb, it's brilliant!" 3 Beniot Blanc "No!" 4 Beniot Blanc "It's just dumb!"
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I was scrolling through my gallery yesterday & found this.

I want to use Sea Hag antiperspirant.
twistwitch & seananmeguire Follow aliensnipe What if there were women's cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like "Lioness" and "Sycamore" and "Wildfire" and "Hunter's Moon" and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds 31-rabbits HELLO LADIES have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. look down. back up. where are you? you're a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. what's in your hand? back at me. It's a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war. look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you. anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. I'm on a narwhal. Source: aliensnipe 91,768 notes
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Woohoo! My vote for Katie Wilson will be counted!
BALLOT ALERT Your signature has been verified and your ballot will be counted. Thanks for voting!
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I opted for a monthly donation to the food bank down the street.
• Donation to RAINIER VALLEY FOOD BANK Processing fee Total This is a recurring charge and you will be billed $10.91 on a monthly basis. To manage your monthly plan, click here. $10.00 $0.91 $10.91
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
A tuxedo cat sits behind a DM screen and on top of a three ring binder.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Personal religion update: I now consider myself a Slacker Pagan with a Cheese Witch subclass.
Cover of “Cheese Magic: Seasonal Recipes, Plates, and Pairings” by Erika Kubick. The center of the black cover features a gorgeous photo of a cheese plate A page from “Cheese Magic” featuring a gold pentagram on a black background above the words “Types of cheese”. Clockwise, a drawing of cheese wedges read: firm, blue, fresh, gloomy, and washed
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Seattle: please take note for when shit happens here.
screenshot of the linked article in the quoted post that reads: "York!" By the time I got there just after 7 pm, dozens of NYPD officers had deployed in the street, in riot helmets, to keep traffic flowing. The protesters solved for this by deploying a nifty crosswalk strategy: Each time the cross lights came on, a huge knot of them would cross the street, legally, waving their signs. Then they would stand on the next corner and cross perpendicularly when the next crossing sign changed, still chanting. In this way they were able to constantly circle the entire intersection without breaking the law. The cops were satisfied with this, and nobody got arrested. Not even the young guy who zoomed through the intersection on a Citibike and screamed "FUCK COPSSSSSSS" as he passed one foot away from the police, who stood fin gering their billy clubs."
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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The world is shitty right now, so, as a palate cleanser, I present to all: the ass end of a Northern Flicker.

Bits of trees & plant detritus get lodged at the top of the windows outside & the flickers have taken to climbing up there to look for tasty bits.
A window looking out into trees in a backyard. In the upper right corner of the window is the feathered butt of a bird. Its lower belly is white with black spots and a bit of black and white wings & tail can be seen
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Pattern maker Night Spirit Studio adapted this as a cross stitch pattern. I stitched it for @darklament.bsky.social & I in honor of our wedding anniversary a few years back. It’s my favorite cross stitch.
Cross stitch on oatmeal colored fabric in a large, black rectangular frame. In front of the frames is a gold Maneki-Neko cat, a wood box with a silver pentagram on the lid, candle, bell, on a moon printed fabric. Depicts: a woman in a green Victorian dress embracing and kissing a man in red. The man has bat wings
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I did this one years ago for friends but may need to stitch one for myself.

Pattern by Night Spirit Studio.
Cross stitch on black fabric in a wood hoop. A Guillotine stands out against a background of red roses
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
You know what? I wish I’d had children.
You've been kidnapped Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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She immediately reminded me of Ursa from Superman 2.
Still from Superman 2 with a woman, Ursa, on the left, and two men, Zod and Non, on the right. They are wearing v-neck black blouses, black pants, and knee high black boots. They stand in the center of a dirt road
October 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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It's decorative gourd season at McMenamins Elks Temple, motherfuckers!
A coffee table with a lovely display of orange, gray, and green decorative gourds. Hop vines are wound around them.
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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We are now at a different tiki bar, The Devil's Reef, which has a tiki meets Cthululu vibe. I got this one.
Necromancer of Fiji $14 A cup of revitalization concerning the long dead corpses that have sacrificed themselves upon that ol' devil Reef in which the contents will have your reanimated body describing the unintelligible utterances of the Necronomicon. Can be made non alcoholic as The Essential Salts
October 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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@darklament.bsky.social & I have one couple's superpower: we will go to a restaurant/Cafe, be the only ones there, & within 10 mins of ordering, a huge line will form.

It happened again this morning at Little Jaye, where we ordered these beautiful fried chicken on a biscuit sandwiches.
Fried chicken thigh on a buttermilk biscuit with a layer of orange pimento cheese.
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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It’s October, bitches
“Cauldron fire: lit Spell: cast Titties: out” A woman with wild, blonde hair, wearing a red necklace and a long black robe that bares her pale breasts, stands with a lit torch upraised and a long, thin wand in her other hand. Before her is a tripod table with a lit cauldron in the center.
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
oneeyedgraeae.bsky.social
What's your sign?

Inside me are two signs.
A sign in red on a red background: In a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy Smokey the Bear, wearing blue jeans, a hat, and, for some unknown reason no shirt, points at a sign reading: Remember! Only you can go fuck yourself
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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An image of Wonder Woman, holding a shield and a sword pointed at the viewer. Above her head reads “ANTIFA means anti fascist”. Below are the words, “Proudly fighting fascism since 1941“
September 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Anyone else name their knots of stress? I'm thinking of naming the big ol knot of muscle in my mid-back Frank.
"My back fucking hurts bro" done in 80s style, astro font
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Some photos from our trip through eastern Washington.

Not shown is the bloated raccoon carcass alongside the road just outside the Vantage bridge. We were stuck in construction traffic, so I was able to give it a little blessing from the car window as we rolled by.
Paoulse in eastern Washington State A panoramic photo of the Columbia River
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Various photos from our lunch at Twede's Cafe.

It was very nice to see a little memorial to David Lynch
A memorial book for David Lynch An incredibly creepy doll dressed like a waitress at the Double RR Diner in Twin Peaks Jefferson, wearing a black t-shirt and a black top hat, eats cherry pie and coffee in Twede's Cafe
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM