Oncewassven
@oncewassven.bsky.social
By the sea but not necessarily by the book
They have no penises.
This makes them mingerbread men.
This makes them mingerbread men.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They have no penises.
This makes them mingerbread men.
This makes them mingerbread men.
Why did you have to mention Gove?
Put me right off me tea that has!
Put me right off me tea that has!
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why did you have to mention Gove?
Put me right off me tea that has!
Put me right off me tea that has!
I misread that - I thought it was what she found attractive. I'm hoping you don't find Ted Bundy attractive and even more your brother
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I misread that - I thought it was what she found attractive. I'm hoping you don't find Ted Bundy attractive and even more your brother
Does this mean your brother looks like Ted Bundy?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Does this mean your brother looks like Ted Bundy?
Serving a lady portion just sounds like a euphemism
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Serving a lady portion just sounds like a euphemism
It's a cottage pie if it's beef.
Clue is kind of in the name as to whether it's a shepherd's pie.
Clue is kind of in the name as to whether it's a shepherd's pie.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's a cottage pie if it's beef.
Clue is kind of in the name as to whether it's a shepherd's pie.
Clue is kind of in the name as to whether it's a shepherd's pie.
In that case, for once I owe them an apology.
Still a pack of twats though.
Still a pack of twats though.
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In that case, for once I owe them an apology.
Still a pack of twats though.
Still a pack of twats though.
Given sky sports have effectively ended boxing day football for premier league fans they should be ashamed of even mentioning Christmas in passing never mind making a thing of it.
Price of everything, value of nothing as they say.
Price of everything, value of nothing as they say.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Given sky sports have effectively ended boxing day football for premier league fans they should be ashamed of even mentioning Christmas in passing never mind making a thing of it.
Price of everything, value of nothing as they say.
Price of everything, value of nothing as they say.
It's greenheart timber - it'll last a good while yet. Bits of it will fall off but usually it's good for close to 100 years without treatment.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It's greenheart timber - it'll last a good while yet. Bits of it will fall off but usually it's good for close to 100 years without treatment.
Chipman in the Manchester area tbf
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Chipman in the Manchester area tbf
Surely they'd just go with the Yorkshire Chipper?
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Surely they'd just go with the Yorkshire Chipper?
About 40% of people can't actually smell cyanide.
I'm not sure whether this also applies to almond body wash.
I'm not sure whether this also applies to almond body wash.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
About 40% of people can't actually smell cyanide.
I'm not sure whether this also applies to almond body wash.
I'm not sure whether this also applies to almond body wash.
She is the hero the world needs
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
She is the hero the world needs
It is absolutely pouring down but right now I couldn't care less!
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It is absolutely pouring down but right now I couldn't care less!
I was in the progressive teachers cohort of the early 80s so we did 1870-1914 - trade unions, Bismarck, Home Rule and Ireland in and then for some reason Tollund Man (something to do with primary and secondary sources I think).
It was really quite good.
It was really quite good.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was in the progressive teachers cohort of the early 80s so we did 1870-1914 - trade unions, Bismarck, Home Rule and Ireland in and then for some reason Tollund Man (something to do with primary and secondary sources I think).
It was really quite good.
It was really quite good.
I'd say great minds think alike but my mind doesn't justify that description
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I'd say great minds think alike but my mind doesn't justify that description
We really need to start thinking of Chelsea as genuine title contenders.
On second thoughts...
On second thoughts...
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We really need to start thinking of Chelsea as genuine title contenders.
On second thoughts...
On second thoughts...
When we can't rely on the US to actually be our ally why would we rely on their weapons?
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When we can't rely on the US to actually be our ally why would we rely on their weapons?
Not angry about the contents of those accounts, just that he didn't disclose them so they could make sure he'd deleted anything that showed his true colours
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not angry about the contents of those accounts, just that he didn't disclose them so they could make sure he'd deleted anything that showed his true colours