Apparently fElon has had at least two hair transplant procedures to date but the plugs at his hairline keep falling out. I imagine his hairplug surgeon has told him that it’s futile to try again hence the mini hairline toupee/topper that doesn’t quite match.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Apparently fElon has had at least two hair transplant procedures to date but the plugs at his hairline keep falling out. I imagine his hairplug surgeon has told him that it’s futile to try again hence the mini hairline toupee/topper that doesn’t quite match.
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fElon’s had more nips & tucks & fillers & botox than all of the Mar a Lardo ladies combined!
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
fElon’s had more nips & tucks & fillers & botox than all of the Mar a Lardo ladies combined!
I think he’s wearing some sort of mini toupee because his hairline doesn’t blend with the rest of his hair.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think he’s wearing some sort of mini toupee because his hairline doesn’t blend with the rest of his hair.
Yes! fElon, in all his great wisdom, chose to wear lace-up sneaker-booties with a tux.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yes! fElon, in all his great wisdom, chose to wear lace-up sneaker-booties with a tux.
Let the Tesla hate flow through you!
a man in a hood says " goooooo " in front of him
Alt: Evil star wars dude says " gooooood”
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November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let the Tesla hate flow through you!
$tsla stonk went under $400 today & continues to tank after hours.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
$tsla stonk went under $400 today & continues to tank after hours.
I wonder if fElon’s shoes honk when he walks? That would be fun!
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I wonder if fElon’s shoes honk when he walks? That would be fun!
Oh ffs! Is Tasha still huffing Granny Bubbles’ farts? I thought she would’ve moved on to greener pastures by now.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh ffs! Is Tasha still huffing Granny Bubbles’ farts? I thought she would’ve moved on to greener pastures by now.
Don’t harsh my short term fluctuation high with your long term outperformance nonsense! hehe 😃
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Don’t harsh my short term fluctuation high with your long term outperformance nonsense! hehe 😃
Reposted by trish
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.
IG bscomedian
IG bscomedian
I was taught the same things. fElon is obviously an uncultured buffoon.
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I was taught the same things. fElon is obviously an uncultured buffoon.