not at all really, i like to imagine all the farts you swallow are what make you super gassy

you’re right, i’d love to see fat ropes shoot of you after getting hit with a putrid bubbler from my unwashed sweaty hole~

*siiiigh* wish i had a cute shortstack armadillo i can bully with my fat sweaty cheeks…

he’s the kinda dude to sit on you by accident and wonder why his ass feels more wet and sticky than usual after ripping the most paint peeling rumblers

reposted to spread the word, everyone should know just how much of a farthuffer you are, now get under here and huff before the others come cushion~

oh god oh fuck he’s swelling up so fast EVERYONE STAND BACK!!!

is that what you say before inflating into a blimp again

it’s hotter to imagine it as a weapon that should be feared anyways, especially when it always firing and polluting the air with its putrid fumes

i should really wear one and load it back to back to back with huge mushy piles, watch as your face gets buried more and more each time i sit~

blasting a fart right into your snout that’s so rancid it temporarily stuns you

me but with the sonic heroes theme

careful now, keep talking like that and i might make you my new toilet~

y’know what since you asked so nicely, i’ll make sure to take a pic of something real nice in a bit, cushion~

i mean all that backed up gas has gotten come out at some point

good to know cause i just woke up and got a huge boner right now, need that sweaty shit-reeking dillo butt to bounce and fart on it until i blow a fat one into you…hell you might feel so good that i just won’t wanna stop, not like you’d want me to anyways slut~

i should stop letting my normal side take over and just go fucking wild, might as well let my dick do the talking if its gonna be rock hard every time i think about mist and their enormous wobbling cheeks…you can’t blame me for wanting to use you as my own cum dump when ur looking like that, slut~

#fart versions 😊