🦃 Joe from Gobble Gobble
@omahajoe.bsky.social
Omahoid since ’03 - K-Stater - CHIEFS! - KCRoyals - SFGiants - craft beer & live music aficionado - GUSTER IS FOR LOVERS - The older I get, the leftier I lean 🔵
Could Gumbel be any more disinterested in delivering these intros? LOL
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Could Gumbel be any more disinterested in delivering these intros? LOL
Wouldn’t be the holidays without a good ol’ dust up caused by thoughtlessness from ex #1. Baby momma drama - and the kids are in their 20s! I guess 22 didn’t need thanksgiving dinner anyway 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wouldn’t be the holidays without a good ol’ dust up caused by thoughtlessness from ex #1. Baby momma drama - and the kids are in their 20s! I guess 22 didn’t need thanksgiving dinner anyway 🙄
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Russia came with tanks and lies,
calling murder "liberation".
Now they sit at tables
demanding we call their weariness "compromise."
You don't get rewarded
for stopping the fire you started.
You don't get land
for the blood you spilled.
Peace is as simple as going home.
#Ukraine
calling murder "liberation".
Now they sit at tables
demanding we call their weariness "compromise."
You don't get rewarded
for stopping the fire you started.
You don't get land
for the blood you spilled.
Peace is as simple as going home.
#Ukraine
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Russia came with tanks and lies,
calling murder "liberation".
Now they sit at tables
demanding we call their weariness "compromise."
You don't get rewarded
for stopping the fire you started.
You don't get land
for the blood you spilled.
Peace is as simple as going home.
#Ukraine
calling murder "liberation".
Now they sit at tables
demanding we call their weariness "compromise."
You don't get rewarded
for stopping the fire you started.
You don't get land
for the blood you spilled.
Peace is as simple as going home.
#Ukraine
How would any of his patients have known beforehand what kind of idiot they were going to? How do people like this stay in the field of medicine? There’s a drastic need for oversight of these doctors! apnews.com/article/jeff...
Director of Penn State Cancer Institute resigns 1 day after Spotlight PA investigation
Raymond Hohl, the director of the Penn State Cancer Institute, resigned Friday following a Spotlight PA investigation into his care of patients and leadership of the center.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How would any of his patients have known beforehand what kind of idiot they were going to? How do people like this stay in the field of medicine? There’s a drastic need for oversight of these doctors! apnews.com/article/jeff...
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Data centers are important for many reasons BUT consumers should NOT have to pay higher bills to facilitate the huge amounts of electricity they eat up.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Data centers are important for many reasons BUT consumers should NOT have to pay higher bills to facilitate the huge amounts of electricity they eat up.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
The richest companies on the planet are building these centers and they should bear the costs — not you.
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Sammy Hagar & David Lee Roth toured as Sam & Dave in the early 00s. They’d flip a coin to see who would open - luckily for us, Sammy lost so he went first. Dave was waaaaay past his prime, but still trying to rock the spandex. Sammy put on a great show & showcased talented musicians!
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sammy Hagar & David Lee Roth toured as Sam & Dave in the early 00s. They’d flip a coin to see who would open - luckily for us, Sammy lost so he went first. Dave was waaaaay past his prime, but still trying to rock the spandex. Sammy put on a great show & showcased talented musicians!
I have the requisite Gen-X-sized tub full, including several audio cables, coaxial, and 3-prong power cords
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I have the requisite Gen-X-sized tub full, including several audio cables, coaxial, and 3-prong power cords
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i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
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Started, going
Nebraska-Trump edition
Nebraska-Trump edition
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Started, going
Nebraska-Trump edition
Nebraska-Trump edition
How was that not pass interference? Refs must be Mormon
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How was that not pass interference? Refs must be Mormon
Thanks, Gov Pillen 🙄
Tyson Foods, the American meat industry titan, said on Friday that it would close down a major beef processing plant in Nebraska, as the U.S. faces high beef prices and its lowest cattle inventory in decades.
Tyson Foods to Shut Major Beef Facility in Nebraska
The processing plant, in Lexington, employs more than 3,000 workers. It is expected to close in January.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Thanks, Gov Pillen 🙄
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All Cops Are Brie
I THINK YOU’RE A
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
All Cops Are Brie
I have lost a cat in the house. I believe (98% certainty) that she crawled into the return ductwork. I have treats at the entry point and close to the furnace where I opened an exit.
She got spooked by the guy I have demoing the bathroom. It’s making me sick thinking of her huddled in there
She got spooked by the guy I have demoing the bathroom. It’s making me sick thinking of her huddled in there
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I have lost a cat in the house. I believe (98% certainty) that she crawled into the return ductwork. I have treats at the entry point and close to the furnace where I opened an exit.
She got spooked by the guy I have demoing the bathroom. It’s making me sick thinking of her huddled in there
She got spooked by the guy I have demoing the bathroom. It’s making me sick thinking of her huddled in there
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My father is a USCG veteran, and we have Coastie stuff all over the place. Used to be so proud of our connection to the Coast Guard - NO LONGER!
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My father is a USCG veteran, and we have Coastie stuff all over the place. Used to be so proud of our connection to the Coast Guard - NO LONGER!
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
You’re at Murdock.
I need you at Hannibal.
I need you at Hannibal.
You’re at Shaggy.
I need you at Scooby Doo.
I need you at Scooby Doo.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You’re at Murdock.
I need you at Hannibal.
I need you at Hannibal.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.
I’ve pissed like 8 times today. I’m back to drinking water more regularly. Over the past few months, I’ve fallen off from drinking enough. Wife and I have been binging Deadwood - my first time watching it. Thanks to the trials & tribulations of Al Swearengen, I’m back on it with fervor!
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve pissed like 8 times today. I’m back to drinking water more regularly. Over the past few months, I’ve fallen off from drinking enough. Wife and I have been binging Deadwood - my first time watching it. Thanks to the trials & tribulations of Al Swearengen, I’m back on it with fervor!
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
Thunderstorms in Omaha ⛈️
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thunderstorms in Omaha ⛈️
Post your favorite Star Trek character… wrong answers only.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character… wrong answers only.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?