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It would be easy to overlook Constance as another Hollow Knight wannabe, but it's surprisingly different because of some key aspects.

Absolum is an excellent handheld game too, especially if you love a side-scrolling beat-em-up with rogue-lite tendencies.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How did it never cross my mind that @brandrick.bsky.social would be on BSky?!
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
At the risk of sounding like an Apple ad, there's an app for that :). Also, do you even have ADHD if you haven't taken your meds twice (or thrice?!?)?
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Guess who put their site behind CloudFlare DNS last week ...
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s alright. Dbrand fixed it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Mine neither and, yet, I feel like it should have been somehow.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Really though, I’ll never understand why people would go to KFC and not just want chicken. That’s what it’s there for 👀
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Yeah this strikes me as one of those things where one American got lost on their way to Disney Land and wound up overseas and had one weird encounter. Now they think that’s how an entire continent behaves.

Over here they’ve worked out that water is cheaper so they use as much ice as they can.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
That’s…. bread?
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Ok, eating a scone with your fried chicken is just psychopathic behaviour.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
How good can lukewarm congealed mash potatoes really be?

And what on earth is a biscuit?
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM