Oleg X 🇺🇦
@olegx.bsky.social
Смотритель, читатель и писатель всякой фигни. Он/его.
В ЗСУ с 23.11.2023.
В ЗСУ с 23.11.2023.
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it's jolly
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
it's jolly
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In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
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How to RAISE a trillion dollars
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
How to RAISE a trillion dollars
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Cover for THE EXPANSE: A LITTLE DEATH #2
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cover for THE EXPANSE: A LITTLE DEATH #2
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Захотел я вдруг посмотреть немного японского реслинга и немедленно
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Захотел я вдруг посмотреть немного японского реслинга и немедленно
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The jokes about how the internet is "just for cat pictures" kinda bug me, because they trivialize this incredible technological achievement that has changed so many lives
Some of us are allergic to cats. Our parasocial relationships with your animals sustain us. We need your cat pictures. Send them
Some of us are allergic to cats. Our parasocial relationships with your animals sustain us. We need your cat pictures. Send them
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The jokes about how the internet is "just for cat pictures" kinda bug me, because they trivialize this incredible technological achievement that has changed so many lives
Some of us are allergic to cats. Our parasocial relationships with your animals sustain us. We need your cat pictures. Send them
Some of us are allergic to cats. Our parasocial relationships with your animals sustain us. We need your cat pictures. Send them
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Auctioneer: “Chinese 19th century cricket cage”
Me: “…you know what? all right, sure, I guess putting a cricket in there is how you made it vibrate before batteries”
Me: “…you know what? all right, sure, I guess putting a cricket in there is how you made it vibrate before batteries”
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Auctioneer: “Chinese 19th century cricket cage”
Me: “…you know what? all right, sure, I guess putting a cricket in there is how you made it vibrate before batteries”
Me: “…you know what? all right, sure, I guess putting a cricket in there is how you made it vibrate before batteries”
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"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II
www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"The mainstream understanding of AI is as an interefering piece of shit which doesn't work" pt II
www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...
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Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
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assigned girlboss at birth
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
assigned girlboss at birth
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[3/3]
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
[3/3]
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
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[2/3]
3. Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked
4. Wizard whose magic is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real
5. Wizard who's never tried this before, but the THEORY is sound
3. Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked
4. Wizard whose magic is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real
5. Wizard who's never tried this before, but the THEORY is sound
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
[2/3]
3. Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked
4. Wizard whose magic is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real
5. Wizard who's never tried this before, but the THEORY is sound
3. Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked
4. Wizard whose magic is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real
5. Wizard who's never tried this before, but the THEORY is sound
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[1/3] More favourite useless wizard archetypes:
1. Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome
2. Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects it somehow never occurs to them to account for until after the fact
1. Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome
2. Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects it somehow never occurs to them to account for until after the fact
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
[1/3] More favourite useless wizard archetypes:
1. Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome
2. Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects it somehow never occurs to them to account for until after the fact
1. Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome
2. Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects it somehow never occurs to them to account for until after the fact
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Hollywood! CALL ME. These two put the “fun” in “functioning alcoholic” and are also the best married couple ever portrayed on screen
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hollywood! CALL ME. These two put the “fun” in “functioning alcoholic” and are also the best married couple ever portrayed on screen
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...