Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Yeah. I had about the same size outbreak as a teenager by a shoulder blade (back when I could handle pain) and any time I would brush against it or lean it on something I would jerk and yelp like I just stuck a fork in a wall socket
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yeah. I had about the same size outbreak as a teenager by a shoulder blade (back when I could handle pain) and any time I would brush against it or lean it on something I would jerk and yelp like I just stuck a fork in a wall socket
Resist the urge to lick a finger or rub an eye until I've triple washed my hands is the best part!
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Resist the urge to lick a finger or rub an eye until I've triple washed my hands is the best part!
I thought the exact same thing
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I thought the exact same thing
YA BETTA CALL SOMEBODDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
YA BETTA CALL SOMEBODDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
*get more upgrades
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*get more upgrades
Oh I remember that one, you could get more uog and bounce the penguin and all sorts of stuff. Great game.
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh I remember that one, you could get more uog and bounce the penguin and all sorts of stuff. Great game.
Wait wait wait
Dinesh D'Souza's Terry Gilliam's Brazil Part 2
Dinesh D'Souza's Terry Gilliam's Brazil Part 2
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wait wait wait
Dinesh D'Souza's Terry Gilliam's Brazil Part 2
Dinesh D'Souza's Terry Gilliam's Brazil Part 2
No Passing of the Crap
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
No Passing of the Crap
Sit right down and hear the tale of The Jim Rome Show annual Smack Off...
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sit right down and hear the tale of The Jim Rome Show annual Smack Off...
Some bars will just never be Satisfied
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some bars will just never be Satisfied
Did you accidentally see your malort doppelganger? That's the last thing you should do. This is how you end up in skinamalort.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Did you accidentally see your malort doppelganger? That's the last thing you should do. This is how you end up in skinamalort.
Haven't seen a floatception that slow and obvious since Rivers retired
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Haven't seen a floatception that slow and obvious since Rivers retired
I appreciate your commitment to the reason for the season and I'm convinced you will see God's true name by the end
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I appreciate your commitment to the reason for the season and I'm convinced you will see God's true name by the end
Oooo, good looking hot ham water right there
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oooo, good looking hot ham water right there
Which would be the best team to become a player co-op? I say Lions.
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Which would be the best team to become a player co-op? I say Lions.
Back flat knees up that's the way I like to tuck
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Back flat knees up that's the way I like to tuck
Shit did I set the game to "rhetoric" difficulty again, fuck, this is gonna be tough
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Shit did I set the game to "rhetoric" difficulty again, fuck, this is gonna be tough
but what if it's an optional side quest
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
but what if it's an optional side quest