Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Pinned
I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN NOëL GALACTiQUE
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
UN NOëL GALACTiQUE
Who up remembering their favorite flash games
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Who up remembering their favorite flash games
The Ghost of Christmas Past is charging exorbitant fees now to dredge up happy memories. The Ghost of Christmas Present is working overtime in ICE concentration camps and can't make it to you. Christmas Future? In a bad mood. A bad, bad, bad, bad mood.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Ghost of Christmas Past is charging exorbitant fees now to dredge up happy memories. The Ghost of Christmas Present is working overtime in ICE concentration camps and can't make it to you. Christmas Future? In a bad mood. A bad, bad, bad, bad mood.
I eated too much delicious Mediterranean food and now I'm awesome
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I eated too much delicious Mediterranean food and now I'm awesome
Got my mojo rising, there's a strudel on my poodle
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Got my mojo rising, there's a strudel on my poodle
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Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
You really can say anything on here and no one can stop you.
For instance, Go Bears.
For instance, Go Bears.
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You really can say anything on here and no one can stop you.
For instance, Go Bears.
For instance, Go Bears.
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I hit ctrl+z when I should have just selected and deleted in a 170k row excel doc and I may as well go home since my work computer now can't do anything for the next few days
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I hit ctrl+z when I should have just selected and deleted in a 170k row excel doc and I may as well go home since my work computer now can't do anything for the next few days
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Listen, they told me the MRI was perfect. Clear. Exact. Scientific. No I don't know how that Oscar statue got there, I'm just glad the Ken doll isn't lonely anymore.
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Listen, they told me the MRI was perfect. Clear. Exact. Scientific. No I don't know how that Oscar statue got there, I'm just glad the Ken doll isn't lonely anymore.
idk that the relatives are still here it's time to turnt my kilt
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
idk that the relatives are still here it's time to turnt my kilt
So many dangers from this administration gtw swept under the rug, like how setting a precedent of wearing ones pants so high and a tie so long puts our youth at risk for another swing revival. We cannot let president zoot suit take such chances with our future.
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So many dangers from this administration gtw swept under the rug, like how setting a precedent of wearing ones pants so high and a tie so long puts our youth at risk for another swing revival. We cannot let president zoot suit take such chances with our future.
I like tiny butts and I lie all the time
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I like tiny butts and I lie all the time
Wake Up Dead Man continues the long string of great @rianjohnson.bsky.social movies I have enjoyed at the Laurelhurst Theater in Portland dating back to Brick. Very fun film for the holiday season, and well worth it on a big screen.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wake Up Dead Man continues the long string of great @rianjohnson.bsky.social movies I have enjoyed at the Laurelhurst Theater in Portland dating back to Brick. Very fun film for the holiday season, and well worth it on a big screen.
who up blackening their fries today
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
who up blackening their fries today
Happy leftovers to all those who know (like @finalgirlafterdark.bsky.social)
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy leftovers to all those who know (like @finalgirlafterdark.bsky.social)
The Cowboys can't be America's team because everything about them, from the stadium to the uniforms to the ownership, look so low rent, and there's no low rents left in America.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Cowboys can't be America's team because everything about them, from the stadium to the uniforms to the ownership, look so low rent, and there's no low rents left in America.
Please be advised: I have eaten. I am full.
a man in a blue shirt says i 'm done while pointing
Alt: a man in a blue shirt says i 'm done while pointing at you belligerently
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Please be advised: I have eaten. I am full.
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Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
Everyone in the US pronounces Gouda wrong. It actually sounds like 'chowder' so impress your friends and relatives by using the correct pronunciation, 'gow-derrrrrr'
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Everyone in the US pronounces Gouda wrong. It actually sounds like 'chowder' so impress your friends and relatives by using the correct pronunciation, 'gow-derrrrrr'
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The Portland airport is the best in the world
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Portland airport is the best in the world