The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Eldest Sister. Childless Cat Lady. Italian Jew. Witchy Woman.
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
I’m from N-E-W Jerz
Murder Genie
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Murder Genie
🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶
In honor of “Turkey Day” here are some very judgmental-looking birds.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In honor of “Turkey Day” here are some very judgmental-looking birds.
I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Maybe he’s born with it.
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
🎶 Maybe it’s Mamdani 🎶
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
Jesus fucking Christ
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
Trump and Vance don’t need the approval of the Pope. They have plenty of guys in white robes who support them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Trump and Vance don’t need the approval of the Pope. They have plenty of guys in white robes who support them.
Son on left daughter on right. He’s actually a lot bigger than her as you can see below. And he has lots of white sparkles.
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Son on left daughter on right. He’s actually a lot bigger than her as you can see below. And he has lots of white sparkles.
How dumb do you have to be to be incapable of recognizing these are two very different cats
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
How dumb do you have to be to be incapable of recognizing these are two very different cats
RT if u agree
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
RT if u agree
Ross Douchehat is at it again.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Ross Douchehat is at it again.
WHICH WAY IS THE OVAL OFFICE?
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
WHICH WAY IS THE OVAL OFFICE?
Happy Halloween from my large son and petite daughter who refused to wear the bat wings we got them.
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Happy Halloween from my large son and petite daughter who refused to wear the bat wings we got them.
No Kings. Yes Kittens.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No Kings. Yes Kittens.
Oh that’s wonderful! I had Raven for 19 years (she passed at the end of 2023) and she will always be my first born.
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh that’s wonderful! I had Raven for 19 years (she passed at the end of 2023) and she will always be my first born.
The boy was passed over for weeks at the shelter because people wanted calicos or long haired cats. Idiots. He was found in a parking lot all scrawny and eating garbage. He is now my sweet chonky son who never leaves my side.
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The boy was passed over for weeks at the shelter because people wanted calicos or long haired cats. Idiots. He was found in a parking lot all scrawny and eating garbage. He is now my sweet chonky son who never leaves my side.
Imagine if a woman president went off about every picture of herself she didn’t like. “Hysterical.” “Emotional.” “PMSing.” “Petty bitch.”
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Imagine if a woman president went off about every picture of herself she didn’t like. “Hysterical.” “Emotional.” “PMSing.” “Petty bitch.”
WHERE’S MY AWARD
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
WHERE’S MY AWARD
ARE YOU HABEAS CORPUS?
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
ARE YOU HABEAS CORPUS?
Imagine if VP Kamala Harris did this.
September 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Imagine if VP Kamala Harris did this.