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I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared.
Pinned
I like jam bands and improv comedy so I’m pretty much the most insufferable person at any social gathering.
Honestly, same
March 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Honestly, same
The most real part of Severance is the shot in the pilot episode of Adam Scott crying in his car before going into work to start his shift.
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most real part of Severance is the shot in the pilot episode of Adam Scott crying in his car before going into work to start his shift.
Star Wars Cantina band tease on this one.
February 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Star Wars Cantina band tease on this one.
“The enemy has many spies. Birds, and beasts.”
January 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“The enemy has many spies. Birds, and beasts.”
Here’s to America: The land with no trees and the home of the raids. 🇺🇸🫡
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Here’s to America: The land with no trees and the home of the raids. 🇺🇸🫡
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Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.
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Tim Kaine to Elise Stefanik: "The notion that Democratic senators are for open borders and allowing illegal aliens to vote is a fantasy."
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tim Kaine to Elise Stefanik: "The notion that Democratic senators are for open borders and allowing illegal aliens to vote is a fantasy."
I spilled coffee on my phone this morning while driving which has now dried and I haven’t been able to wipe it clean yet so scrolling on it is a VERY unpleasant sensory experience for me rn.
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I spilled coffee on my phone this morning while driving which has now dried and I haven’t been able to wipe it clean yet so scrolling on it is a VERY unpleasant sensory experience for me rn.
This exact joke was made on @officehourslive.bsky.social the other day. Incredible.
January 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This exact joke was made on @officehourslive.bsky.social the other day. Incredible.
Maybe ALL concerts in 2025 (and onward) should be for relief, benefit and mutual aid?
January 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Maybe ALL concerts in 2025 (and onward) should be for relief, benefit and mutual aid?
A note to potential future trip sitters: give the person tripping a fidget toy
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A note to potential future trip sitters: give the person tripping a fidget toy
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You know I keep that thang on me.
December 30, 2024 at 1:38 PM
You know I keep that thang on me.
YEMSGhost. Is this anything?
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 AM
YEMSGhost. Is this anything?
I hate to break it to y’all but…Santa is a CEO, too.
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I hate to break it to y’all but…Santa is a CEO, too.
My favorite thing about starting the next Brandon Sanderson book in the series is the rehashing of the concepts that were introduced in the first book.
December 24, 2024 at 10:53 AM
My favorite thing about starting the next Brandon Sanderson book in the series is the rehashing of the concepts that were introduced in the first book.
Pour one out for your brethren (me) who have to work outside in the cold winter air.
December 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Pour one out for your brethren (me) who have to work outside in the cold winter air.
That is Chetney Pockopea
Tonight Bjúgnakrækir (Sausage Swiper), the 9th of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He hides in the rafters and steals sausages that are hung up there for smoking.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
That is Chetney Pockopea
Did anyone else catch Rick doing a lil Allman Brothers blue sky tease right here in his solo during Franklin’s Tower?
December 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Did anyone else catch Rick doing a lil Allman Brothers blue sky tease right here in his solo during Franklin’s Tower?
Do y’all think the plasmoids woulda liked the marb menthols dj set?
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Do y’all think the plasmoids woulda liked the marb menthols dj set?
While it’s not very high on the list of things I least expected, hearing pink pony club inside of a Walmart is definitely on there.
December 18, 2024 at 12:54 PM
While it’s not very high on the list of things I least expected, hearing pink pony club inside of a Walmart is definitely on there.
I like jam bands and improv comedy so I’m pretty much the most insufferable person at any social gathering.
December 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I like jam bands and improv comedy so I’m pretty much the most insufferable person at any social gathering.
Oh boy! (Oh no?)
December 16, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Oh boy! (Oh no?)