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Katie Porter’s White Board
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I do things. Deafie.
Not the congress woman.
That’s also Louise. Pretty much every day.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“This house is a PRISON!”

-Sandal, probably
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My potato masher broke mid-mash and I gave up.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Is it ok to dm you? It’s one of those top secret family recipes
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’d be happy to send you my recipe if you’d like to try it
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I taught my friends daughter how to make it on the day. She had never even heard of rhubarb. It was a smash hit. Because rhubarb is amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No inkling at all. Suddenly I pulled back only a handle 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I had to stop to make time for rhubarb pie
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Taps^
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We played Taos for it and threw it away
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I made it to like 11;20
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is not even an ask. My friends are my family and I will repaint if they need that to join in the holiday festivities.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It was a $3 masher that lasted 16 years. We played Taps and threw it away.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
One of my very best friends is battling senior leukemia and we do this anyway. Never feel that you are weird or unwelcome. You would be well received here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Make a tofurkey with mushroom gravy every year. You are very welcome here
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel like I’ve wronged this masher somehow and that’s why this has happened
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I made it to 11:20 when my potato masher broke mid-shift.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I drank vodka and wine because I didn’t have those other things
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I started an hour ago and am deeply sauced.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m cooking for 20 😭😭😭 just come to mine next time
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is really a damper on my day. I loved this cheap crappy masher
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I have turkey, mashed potatoes by the grace of Satan, sweet potatoes, green beans, corned bread rolls, dressing, gravy, and like half a box of wine because I drank the rest,
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m so sad 😭😭😭 and a little drunk
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am absolutely devastated. This Everyday Loving masher has been with me since I bought this house. It was the first food utensil I bought here.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM