alexis
@octoturt.net
🏳️⚧️ she/her
👁️ amateur privacy advocate
🧡 @hatboxapril.bsky.social
💻 octoturt.net
👁️ amateur privacy advocate
🧡 @hatboxapril.bsky.social
💻 octoturt.net
i despise the youtube redesign they rolled out recently but i must admit the "exit theater mode" button is very friend shaped
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i despise the youtube redesign they rolled out recently but i must admit the "exit theater mode" button is very friend shaped
we're in the big leagues now
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
we're in the big leagues now
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
i've lost three jobs from getting sick, got left unemployed for 8 months, and finally got a new job just in time for cold and flu season to beat my ass again. i make minimum wage at a car wash and i'm terrified to get sick for even a couple of days. this country needs to be destroyed
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i've lost three jobs from getting sick, got left unemployed for 8 months, and finally got a new job just in time for cold and flu season to beat my ass again. i make minimum wage at a car wash and i'm terrified to get sick for even a couple of days. this country needs to be destroyed
come on in to bluesky we've got:
- 20-something leftist shitposters
- liberal boomers who have never heard a joke before and don't know how the internet works
- guy commenting on a post you made for like 6 people total to see demanding you add alt text
- 20-something leftist shitposters
- liberal boomers who have never heard a joke before and don't know how the internet works
- guy commenting on a post you made for like 6 people total to see demanding you add alt text
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
come on in to bluesky we've got:
- 20-something leftist shitposters
- liberal boomers who have never heard a joke before and don't know how the internet works
- guy commenting on a post you made for like 6 people total to see demanding you add alt text
- 20-something leftist shitposters
- liberal boomers who have never heard a joke before and don't know how the internet works
- guy commenting on a post you made for like 6 people total to see demanding you add alt text
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I was trying to look up a Bob’s Burgers clip and I couldn’t find it. I thought I had written a pretty good description in search. But then I looked back at what I wrote and 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I was trying to look up a Bob’s Burgers clip and I couldn’t find it. I thought I had written a pretty good description in search. But then I looked back at what I wrote and 😭😭😭
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person who hasn't used wayland since 2023: nothing works on wayland it sucks theyre removing X11
person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11
person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11
person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11
person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
person who hasn't used wayland since 2023: nothing works on wayland it sucks theyre removing X11
person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11
person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11
person who has been using wayland since 2024: everything works on wayland it rocks theyre removing X11
person who has lived in new york since 2001: i see some cool planes it sucks theyre doing 9/11
ladies, wyd if your man pulls up in the xcrox
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ladies, wyd if your man pulls up in the xcrox
looked at the game awards nominees and realized i haven't played a single game released in 2025 lmao
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
looked at the game awards nominees and realized i haven't played a single game released in 2025 lmao
watching the mario movie for the first time outside of theaters and i gotta say, i don't remember it being THIS generic. i don't know if my expectations were just super low or if this is a side effect of the borderline fugue state i was in at the time it came out, but in my mind it was a lot better
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
watching the mario movie for the first time outside of theaters and i gotta say, i don't remember it being THIS generic. i don't know if my expectations were just super low or if this is a side effect of the borderline fugue state i was in at the time it came out, but in my mind it was a lot better
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The real ideological difference here is that Zohran Mamdani and Kshama Sawant represent two different factions of leftism- serious and not serious
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The real ideological difference here is that Zohran Mamdani and Kshama Sawant represent two different factions of leftism- serious and not serious
a console i have so many fond memories of, by which i mean i played portal 2 for the first time on it
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
a console i have so many fond memories of, by which i mean i played portal 2 for the first time on it
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That about sums it up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That about sums it up.
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they should make a girl you can hold forever and ever and ever
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
they should make a girl you can hold forever and ever and ever
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Oh if you insist.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh if you insist.
three yogurt cups, the perfect meal for the girl on the go who's too hungry to skip lunch but too full to have a substantial meal
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
three yogurt cups, the perfect meal for the girl on the go who's too hungry to skip lunch but too full to have a substantial meal
arguably a bigger harbinger for the end of the world we know than all of the fascists taking power and wars breaking out is that it seems like they might actually announce half-life 3 soon
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
arguably a bigger harbinger for the end of the world we know than all of the fascists taking power and wars breaking out is that it seems like they might actually announce half-life 3 soon
the funny part is this era never actually ended, it just went back to being a nerds-only affair once the world received youtube mp3 downloaders and later spotify. soulseek continues to carry the legacy of p2p music sharing
How LimeWire ended the Napster music revolution
How LimeWire ended the Napster music revolution
The last big thing in file sharing.
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the funny part is this era never actually ended, it just went back to being a nerds-only affair once the world received youtube mp3 downloaders and later spotify. soulseek continues to carry the legacy of p2p music sharing
if steve jobs were alive today to see the new steam machine i think he would cum instantly. until he saw the size of the fan on the back at which point he would begin vomiting profusely
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if steve jobs were alive today to see the new steam machine i think he would cum instantly. until he saw the size of the fan on the back at which point he would begin vomiting profusely
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Imagine going back 15 years To the height of Xbox 360 and saying Microsoft has functionally left the console wars only to be replaced by Valve
The Verge exists so @seanhollister.bsky.social can go deep on the new Steam Machine, the culmination of over a decade of Valve investing in making Linux run Windows games better than Windows www.theverge.com/games/818622...
Valve enters the console wars
Steam Machines have returned.
www.theverge.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going back 15 years To the height of Xbox 360 and saying Microsoft has functionally left the console wars only to be replaced by Valve
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
NEW STEAM CONTROLLER. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A WOKE UNIVERSE
California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat.
A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.
A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A WOKE UNIVERSE