OctopusMask
@octopusmask.bsky.social
He/him. Brooklyn. Enviro/urban/municipal stuff but in a shit poster way. Slowly becoming Soccer Pilled.
The Amazon return slip asking me to package the return well to prevent damage:
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Amazon return slip asking me to package the return well to prevent damage:
Employment and mods for some, unemployment and slow burn world building for others.
(Raucous cheers)
(Raucous cheers)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Employment and mods for some, unemployment and slow burn world building for others.
(Raucous cheers)
(Raucous cheers)
IDK if I've just learned to make due, but I can use one of these to do basically everything. I have big hands though.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
IDK if I've just learned to make due, but I can use one of these to do basically everything. I have big hands though.
Happy 45 min break while the pie cooks
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy 45 min break while the pie cooks
Alright. Let's get this started.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Alright. Let's get this started.
I always like Municipal Worker
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I always like Municipal Worker
Airports turning every square foot into a bar:
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Airports turning every square foot into a bar:
Aha! BUT! Trump is horrible, so logically he SHOULD praise his terrible sons! Unless.....!
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Aha! BUT! Trump is horrible, so logically he SHOULD praise his terrible sons! Unless.....!
Guy who left his wife for a college student while in his mid 50s says what?
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guy who left his wife for a college student while in his mid 50s says what?
Couldn't stop thinking about Ramsay Bolton being inspiration.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Couldn't stop thinking about Ramsay Bolton being inspiration.
I'm not 100% sure what this means, but it seems to mean Trump expects a Democrat to be president again, which feels like news to me at this point.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm not 100% sure what this means, but it seems to mean Trump expects a Democrat to be president again, which feels like news to me at this point.
Also, the proposed canal from Jamaica Bay to Flushing Bay was a sick idea. www.untappedcities.com/the-nyc-that... Feel bad for the herons though. Imagine if we had trashed Jamaica Bay like this...
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Also, the proposed canal from Jamaica Bay to Flushing Bay was a sick idea. www.untappedcities.com/the-nyc-that... Feel bad for the herons though. Imagine if we had trashed Jamaica Bay like this...
I always liked these proposals for Ft. Washington Park between the Hudson and Ft Tryon.
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myinwood.net/marina-city-...
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I always liked these proposals for Ft. Washington Park between the Hudson and Ft Tryon.
myinwood.net/marina-city-...
myinwood.net/marina-city-...
She has discovered the back yard fountain and can't stop staring at it. She is way cuter standing up on hind legs.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
She has discovered the back yard fountain and can't stop staring at it. She is way cuter standing up on hind legs.
Just always does this. Not for other sites.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just always does this. Not for other sites.
Printing this on the checks
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Printing this on the checks
A new era of work from home begins.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A new era of work from home begins.
Should we do it? I think we should try it. Who wants me to do it for the snails?
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Should we do it? I think we should try it. Who wants me to do it for the snails?
Replace the horse carriages with old timey car looking speed limited for hire EVs Keep the instagram friendly vintage vibe and retire the horses.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Replace the horse carriages with old timey car looking speed limited for hire EVs Keep the instagram friendly vintage vibe and retire the horses.
looking into your sock drawer:
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
looking into your sock drawer:
The one on the right is really only good for when you are unscrewing something hex shaped, because it's jaws are smooth. The one on the left has teeth to grip the fuck out of whatever you are wrenching.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The one on the right is really only good for when you are unscrewing something hex shaped, because it's jaws are smooth. The one on the left has teeth to grip the fuck out of whatever you are wrenching.
Spun glass slug caterpillar. 🐛
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Spun glass slug caterpillar. 🐛
Hoboken has a hell of a view.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hoboken has a hell of a view.