Nurse Ratched
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I let my dogs go outside, next thing I hard them barking their asses off. They were barking at a “dead” possum. I had never seen a possum actually play dead. It fooled me
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I let my dogs go outside, next thing I hard them barking their asses off. They were barking at a “dead” possum. I had never seen a possum actually play dead. It fooled me
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Community Note strikes again!
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Community Note strikes again!
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ICE use of Border Control agents is disgusting. Most of these agents are criminals with a badge, running free rein on innocent people. Just like the prison guards ICE has hired. They are thugs and losers.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ICE use of Border Control agents is disgusting. Most of these agents are criminals with a badge, running free rein on innocent people. Just like the prison guards ICE has hired. They are thugs and losers.
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Dear GUSSIE. If he’d deliberately set out to prove himself an out-of-touch oik, he couldn’t have done a better job.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dear GUSSIE. If he’d deliberately set out to prove himself an out-of-touch oik, he couldn’t have done a better job.
Republican men are so emotionally stunted, it would be laughable if they weren’t Nazis
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JD Vance Made A Really Gross Joke Involving His Own Penis, And Usha Vance's Face Has Me On The Floor — BuzzFeed
I did not need any of this information.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Republican men are so emotionally stunted, it would be laughable if they weren’t Nazis
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
In every airport you have to walk ALOT. And carry heavy luggage. Plus who wants to work out in travel clothes??!
These people are sooo stupid
These people are sooo stupid
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In every airport you have to walk ALOT. And carry heavy luggage. Plus who wants to work out in travel clothes??!
These people are sooo stupid
These people are sooo stupid
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December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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NEW: Chemical industry lobbyists have long pushed the government to adopt a less stringent approach to gauging the cancer risk from chemicals, one that would help ease regulations on companies that make or use them.
They finally got their wish.
They finally got their wish.
Trump EPA Nearly Doubles Threshold for Safe Formaldehyde Exposure
Chemical industry lobbyists have long pushed the government to adopt a less stringent approach to gauging the cancer risk from chemicals, one that would help ease regulations on companies that make or use them.
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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THIS IS US NOW.
"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
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“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THIS IS US NOW.
Oh my God, NOW she’s actually taking professional photos of her tear dabbing???? And in front of flags??? 🤮🤮🤮 She seems like an awful, self serving POS
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh my God, NOW she’s actually taking professional photos of her tear dabbing???? And in front of flags??? 🤮🤮🤮 She seems like an awful, self serving POS
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This breaks me into little pieces. What is wrong with us???? Why isn't nature enough??
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This breaks me into little pieces. What is wrong with us???? Why isn't nature enough??
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What is stronger than adderall?
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What is stronger than adderall?
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Driven by HHS. Health and Human Services. Should probably be renamed
Thanks anti vax disinformationists. Like RFKJr
At stupid MFers
At stupid MFers
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Driven by HHS. Health and Human Services. Should probably be renamed
Last night was the 7th out of 8 installments of “Welcome to Derry”.
And it was sad, gross and spectacular.
And it was sad, gross and spectacular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Last night was the 7th out of 8 installments of “Welcome to Derry”.
And it was sad, gross and spectacular.
And it was sad, gross and spectacular.
This is due to the anti vax idiots and our failing healthcare system
I absolutely LOATHE Republicans . They are causing the U.S. to regress. While other counties are progressing
I absolutely LOATHE Republicans . They are causing the U.S. to regress. While other counties are progressing
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This is due to the anti vax idiots and our failing healthcare system
I absolutely LOATHE Republicans . They are causing the U.S. to regress. While other counties are progressing
I absolutely LOATHE Republicans . They are causing the U.S. to regress. While other counties are progressing
Thanks anti vax disinformationists. Like RFKJr
At stupid MFers
At stupid MFers
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Thanks anti vax disinformationists. Like RFKJr
At stupid MFers
At stupid MFers
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The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
The US has declared rhetorical war on the EU
The calls from America this weekend to destroy the EU are revealing. They hate the union because it's the only thing that can keep European countries from being Russian or American vassals.
davekeating.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The calls from America this weekend to "abolish the EU" are for one simple reason: the EU is the only thing that can keep European nation-states from becoming Russian or American vassals.
So lies and disinformation caused him to do this. 🤔
Exactly what Russian/Trump disinformation was aimed to do
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Exactly what Russian/Trump disinformation was aimed to do
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
During interviews with the FBI, the 30-year-old confessed to planting the explosive devices near the Democratic and Republican party headquarters, three sources told NBC News.
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
So lies and disinformation caused him to do this. 🤔
Exactly what Russian/Trump disinformation was aimed to do
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Exactly what Russian/Trump disinformation was aimed to do
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.
Any questions?
Any questions?
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.
Any questions?
Any questions?
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I spoke in Warren County, Indiana tonight. The organizer of the event said they usually have around 30 folks who come to their holiday supper. Tonight there were 150 people there.
Things are changing. Especially in red states.
Things are changing. Especially in red states.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I spoke in Warren County, Indiana tonight. The organizer of the event said they usually have around 30 folks who come to their holiday supper. Tonight there were 150 people there.
Things are changing. Especially in red states.
Things are changing. Especially in red states.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The lunatics will try to say ignore science. Ignore the truth. Then drop dead.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
The lunatics will try to say ignore science. Ignore the truth. Then drop dead.
Our healthcare is imploding but hey, the for-profit hospitals are thriving and making their owners billionaires.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Our healthcare is imploding but hey, the for-profit hospitals are thriving and making their owners billionaires.