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alan wake ii is a 2024 video game developed by remedy entertainment
24 he/him
this is how we get Shunji Iwai Goodbye Eri
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fujimoto legit won the lottery here
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dead or Alive: Dimensions (2012, Team Ninja)

A neat little game that recaps the storylines of DOA 1-4 while also serving as a great tutorial for 3D fighting games
Ridley is also here

8/10
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
focus...... focus.....
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bullet In The Head (1990, dir. John Woo)

this is Woo’s magnum opus
a gut wrenching, heart crushing movie about how greed and war can destroy even the closest of bonds
Woo’s signature action stylings are recontextualized into showcasing the sheer death and destruction war causes
a masterpiece

10/10
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It is so funny how deeply tied to fortnite this rerelease is, I’m imagining a 45 year old boomer who just wanted to watch the movies in theaters and wondering what the hell a fortnite is and why they got a code for a gogo yubari skin with their ticket
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
why wasn’t the fish guy in volume 2
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the second funniest part is the babymetal needle drop
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fortnite x Kill Bill: Chapter 5 Part II - Yuki's Revenge (2025, dir. Quentin Tarantino)

the tenth film by Quentin Tarantino
an anomaly of filmmaking on every level, it definitely feels like a compromised version of a Vol. 1 scene, the fortnite-isms are too distracting

7/10
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Death Come True (2022, Too Kyo Games)

a neat little time loop FMV game with an intriguing setup, fantastic presentation, and a great cast (chiaki kuriyama da goat) but as it goes on, if you're at all familiar with kodaka's writing, the twists are predictable and it doesn't feel satisfying

6/10
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
you can find it on Howdy
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM