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Dead or Alive: Dimensions (2012, Team Ninja)
A neat little game that recaps the storylines of DOA 1-4 while also serving as a great tutorial for 3D fighting games
Ridley is also here
8/10
A neat little game that recaps the storylines of DOA 1-4 while also serving as a great tutorial for 3D fighting games
Ridley is also here
8/10
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Dead or Alive: Dimensions (2012, Team Ninja)
A neat little game that recaps the storylines of DOA 1-4 while also serving as a great tutorial for 3D fighting games
Ridley is also here
8/10
A neat little game that recaps the storylines of DOA 1-4 while also serving as a great tutorial for 3D fighting games
Ridley is also here
8/10
they’re calling it the greatest body of work for any actor (ignore the mcu movie)
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
they’re calling it the greatest body of work for any actor (ignore the mcu movie)
this is still one of the most baller toku monster designs ever
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this is still one of the most baller toku monster designs ever
Bullet In The Head (1990, dir. John Woo)
this is Woo’s magnum opus
a gut wrenching, heart crushing movie about how greed and war can destroy even the closest of bonds
Woo’s signature action stylings are recontextualized into showcasing the sheer death and destruction war causes
a masterpiece
10/10
this is Woo’s magnum opus
a gut wrenching, heart crushing movie about how greed and war can destroy even the closest of bonds
Woo’s signature action stylings are recontextualized into showcasing the sheer death and destruction war causes
a masterpiece
10/10
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Bullet In The Head (1990, dir. John Woo)
this is Woo’s magnum opus
a gut wrenching, heart crushing movie about how greed and war can destroy even the closest of bonds
Woo’s signature action stylings are recontextualized into showcasing the sheer death and destruction war causes
a masterpiece
10/10
this is Woo’s magnum opus
a gut wrenching, heart crushing movie about how greed and war can destroy even the closest of bonds
Woo’s signature action stylings are recontextualized into showcasing the sheer death and destruction war causes
a masterpiece
10/10
Fortnite x Kill Bill: Chapter 5 Part II - Yuki's Revenge (2025, dir. Quentin Tarantino)
the tenth film by Quentin Tarantino
an anomaly of filmmaking on every level, it definitely feels like a compromised version of a Vol. 1 scene, the fortnite-isms are too distracting
7/10
the tenth film by Quentin Tarantino
an anomaly of filmmaking on every level, it definitely feels like a compromised version of a Vol. 1 scene, the fortnite-isms are too distracting
7/10
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Fortnite x Kill Bill: Chapter 5 Part II - Yuki's Revenge (2025, dir. Quentin Tarantino)
the tenth film by Quentin Tarantino
an anomaly of filmmaking on every level, it definitely feels like a compromised version of a Vol. 1 scene, the fortnite-isms are too distracting
7/10
the tenth film by Quentin Tarantino
an anomaly of filmmaking on every level, it definitely feels like a compromised version of a Vol. 1 scene, the fortnite-isms are too distracting
7/10
Death Come True (2022, Too Kyo Games)
a neat little time loop FMV game with an intriguing setup, fantastic presentation, and a great cast (chiaki kuriyama da goat) but as it goes on, if you're at all familiar with kodaka's writing, the twists are predictable and it doesn't feel satisfying
6/10
a neat little time loop FMV game with an intriguing setup, fantastic presentation, and a great cast (chiaki kuriyama da goat) but as it goes on, if you're at all familiar with kodaka's writing, the twists are predictable and it doesn't feel satisfying
6/10
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Death Come True (2022, Too Kyo Games)
a neat little time loop FMV game with an intriguing setup, fantastic presentation, and a great cast (chiaki kuriyama da goat) but as it goes on, if you're at all familiar with kodaka's writing, the twists are predictable and it doesn't feel satisfying
6/10
a neat little time loop FMV game with an intriguing setup, fantastic presentation, and a great cast (chiaki kuriyama da goat) but as it goes on, if you're at all familiar with kodaka's writing, the twists are predictable and it doesn't feel satisfying
6/10
you can find it on Howdy
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
you can find it on Howdy
ninja gaiden 3 razors edge dropped
i used to like this game but on replay i despise it
this game is miserable i fuckign hate it so goddamn much
hte ninpo changes completely destroy any fun i had with this game, the bosses suck, the game feel is worse than 2, horribly balanced, awful videogame
i used to like this game but on replay i despise it
this game is miserable i fuckign hate it so goddamn much
hte ninpo changes completely destroy any fun i had with this game, the bosses suck, the game feel is worse than 2, horribly balanced, awful videogame
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
ninja gaiden 3 razors edge dropped
i used to like this game but on replay i despise it
this game is miserable i fuckign hate it so goddamn much
hte ninpo changes completely destroy any fun i had with this game, the bosses suck, the game feel is worse than 2, horribly balanced, awful videogame
i used to like this game but on replay i despise it
this game is miserable i fuckign hate it so goddamn much
hte ninpo changes completely destroy any fun i had with this game, the bosses suck, the game feel is worse than 2, horribly balanced, awful videogame
these two are the same character
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
these two are the same character
they weren’t kidding about rewriting the whole game
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
they weren’t kidding about rewriting the whole game
protagonist of a shonen jump series that got axed after 20 chapters
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
protagonist of a shonen jump series that got axed after 20 chapters
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black (2025, Team Ninja)
what Sigma 2 should have been
fixes a lot of the problems of Sigma 2, but not all of them, and doesn't quite have the enemy counts of vanilla, but I think is probably the best version of this game if you don't have an Xbox 360
8/10
what Sigma 2 should have been
fixes a lot of the problems of Sigma 2, but not all of them, and doesn't quite have the enemy counts of vanilla, but I think is probably the best version of this game if you don't have an Xbox 360
8/10
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black (2025, Team Ninja)
what Sigma 2 should have been
fixes a lot of the problems of Sigma 2, but not all of them, and doesn't quite have the enemy counts of vanilla, but I think is probably the best version of this game if you don't have an Xbox 360
8/10
what Sigma 2 should have been
fixes a lot of the problems of Sigma 2, but not all of them, and doesn't quite have the enemy counts of vanilla, but I think is probably the best version of this game if you don't have an Xbox 360
8/10
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A Better Tomorrow III: Love and Death in Saigon (1989, dir. Tsui Hark)
good movie
this as a whole film is better than A Better Tomorrow II but the last 20 minutes of A Better Tomorrow II is better than this entire movie
8/10
good movie
this as a whole film is better than A Better Tomorrow II but the last 20 minutes of A Better Tomorrow II is better than this entire movie
8/10
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
A Better Tomorrow III: Love and Death in Saigon (1989, dir. Tsui Hark)
good movie
this as a whole film is better than A Better Tomorrow II but the last 20 minutes of A Better Tomorrow II is better than this entire movie
8/10
good movie
this as a whole film is better than A Better Tomorrow II but the last 20 minutes of A Better Tomorrow II is better than this entire movie
8/10
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 (2009, Team Ninja)
an extremely compromised version of a great game that cuts down a lot of what makes the original version great, and is so much easier that it's laughable
ayane and momiji are fun, but that's the only change to this version i like
5/10
an extremely compromised version of a great game that cuts down a lot of what makes the original version great, and is so much easier that it's laughable
ayane and momiji are fun, but that's the only change to this version i like
5/10
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 (2009, Team Ninja)
an extremely compromised version of a great game that cuts down a lot of what makes the original version great, and is so much easier that it's laughable
ayane and momiji are fun, but that's the only change to this version i like
5/10
an extremely compromised version of a great game that cuts down a lot of what makes the original version great, and is so much easier that it's laughable
ayane and momiji are fun, but that's the only change to this version i like
5/10
Alien: Earth Season 1 (2025, FX, Noah Hawley)
very strong opening set of episodes, captures a lot of what I love about Alien and feels like an adaptation of a Dark Horse comic that doesn’t exist, but has a very inconsistent second half and a bad ending
7/10
very strong opening set of episodes, captures a lot of what I love about Alien and feels like an adaptation of a Dark Horse comic that doesn’t exist, but has a very inconsistent second half and a bad ending
7/10
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Alien: Earth Season 1 (2025, FX, Noah Hawley)
very strong opening set of episodes, captures a lot of what I love about Alien and feels like an adaptation of a Dark Horse comic that doesn’t exist, but has a very inconsistent second half and a bad ending
7/10
very strong opening set of episodes, captures a lot of what I love about Alien and feels like an adaptation of a Dark Horse comic that doesn’t exist, but has a very inconsistent second half and a bad ending
7/10
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ninja Gaiden 2 (2008, Team Ninja)
outside of the repetitive nature of the end levels, some encounters being too overwhelming, and performance issues, this game is action game crack
The overall increased speed and OT system creates an addicting game feel that has yet to be replicated
9/10
outside of the repetitive nature of the end levels, some encounters being too overwhelming, and performance issues, this game is action game crack
The overall increased speed and OT system creates an addicting game feel that has yet to be replicated
9/10
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Ninja Gaiden 2 (2008, Team Ninja)
outside of the repetitive nature of the end levels, some encounters being too overwhelming, and performance issues, this game is action game crack
The overall increased speed and OT system creates an addicting game feel that has yet to be replicated
9/10
outside of the repetitive nature of the end levels, some encounters being too overwhelming, and performance issues, this game is action game crack
The overall increased speed and OT system creates an addicting game feel that has yet to be replicated
9/10
this is what playing the vanilla ninja gaiden 2 staircase feels like
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is what playing the vanilla ninja gaiden 2 staircase feels like
lollipop chainsaw repop update:
dragami held a costume contest where people submitted costumes and winners would get put in the game
this is one of the winners
the submitter of this costume also does nazi raceplay porn
dragami held a costume contest where people submitted costumes and winners would get put in the game
this is one of the winners
the submitter of this costume also does nazi raceplay porn
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lollipop chainsaw repop update:
dragami held a costume contest where people submitted costumes and winners would get put in the game
this is one of the winners
the submitter of this costume also does nazi raceplay porn
dragami held a costume contest where people submitted costumes and winners would get put in the game
this is one of the winners
the submitter of this costume also does nazi raceplay porn
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
remembered that David Fincher’s next project is the American Squid Game show
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
remembered that David Fincher’s next project is the American Squid Game show