Damn I would have put this man as mid-50s

(is Dale Gribble MAGA? who cares the voice is what counts)

Dale Gribble voice: “… all along he was a decoy to lure out the real patriots, only to feed them to the maws of the Deep State. I call it… Operation Anglerfish”

primary every democrat, i don’t give a shit, but the cause of your suffering is the republican party and there are a lot of you who need to learn to hate them more — and i do mean hate — than you hate your allies

lol Scott was their source on that? Ok expectations tempered

“First thought, best thought” is a terrible basis for most things

King County Elections, famous for having same day ballot results in every election they tabulate

like if Giles Corey really was guilty but put the rocks on himself anyway

Washington State has an estimated $230M tied to Tesla (small percentage of whole but…) and we’re on track to start investing WA Cares Fund dollars based on this year’s ballot initiative. doesnt feel great

oh my fucking god

”bro I told you not to take those til the conversation pit”

will we get a near-term child-locked government out of this? Probably not but a man can dream

*in short time, House and Senate Rs hat in hand* Please, please, we’ll do anything! Subsidies, SNAP, you name it

*DeLauro and Murray look at each other and pull out giant scrolls* In addition to that, we have some thoughts on what should go in the 12 appropriation bills if you care to review…

I lived in Wisconsin where this brand was available on the regular. It Just Worked

My condolences