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Lupus Yonderboy
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1. Never put your face close to something weird.

2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.
Meanwhile, the president’s owned son is a coke whore.

This is on brand.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
They’re going to turn the CDC into a faith based organization.

“We’ve prayed to God and he says there’s no reason to get vaccinated.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Congratulations!
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Well, if they didn’t wanna be cold and starving, they should’ve been smart enough to be born Rich!
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Romantic! 👍🏻
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
$5000 ATM withdrawl at Bennie’s Boobie Barn - No problem

$3.00 purchase at CVS - Alarm bells and large men with shotguns
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not very!🤪
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Basset hound!
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
❤️🤪
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How? Oh. Never mind.
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Agreed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Let’s workshop this!
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Butter is god.
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Point taken!
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Noted.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So are boobs, but cheese first.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mad yes on 1.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He’s high on coke or adderall.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am SO fucking sorry…
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM