Lupus Yonderboy
@novasolis.bsky.social
1. Never put your face close to something weird.
2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.
2. Never open the airlock for someone who does.
Meanwhile, the president’s owned son is a coke whore.
This is on brand.
This is on brand.
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Meanwhile, the president’s owned son is a coke whore.
This is on brand.
This is on brand.
They’re going to turn the CDC into a faith based organization.
“We’ve prayed to God and he says there’s no reason to get vaccinated.”
“We’ve prayed to God and he says there’s no reason to get vaccinated.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They’re going to turn the CDC into a faith based organization.
“We’ve prayed to God and he says there’s no reason to get vaccinated.”
“We’ve prayed to God and he says there’s no reason to get vaccinated.”
Congratulations!
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Congratulations!
Well, if they didn’t wanna be cold and starving, they should’ve been smart enough to be born Rich!
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Well, if they didn’t wanna be cold and starving, they should’ve been smart enough to be born Rich!
$5000 ATM withdrawl at Bennie’s Boobie Barn - No problem
$3.00 purchase at CVS - Alarm bells and large men with shotguns
$3.00 purchase at CVS - Alarm bells and large men with shotguns
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
$5000 ATM withdrawl at Bennie’s Boobie Barn - No problem
$3.00 purchase at CVS - Alarm bells and large men with shotguns
$3.00 purchase at CVS - Alarm bells and large men with shotguns
How? Oh. Never mind.
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
How? Oh. Never mind.
Let’s workshop this!
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Let’s workshop this!
So are boobs, but cheese first.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So are boobs, but cheese first.
He’s high on coke or adderall.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He’s high on coke or adderall.
I am SO fucking sorry…
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I am SO fucking sorry…