Not Ralph Malph
@notralphmalph.bsky.social
Retired legal professional
I was born in the USA. Both of my parents were naturalized citizens. If the government prevails in SCOTUS, then someone could challenge my citizenship by trying to find defects in my parents’ naturalization paperwork. So I take this case a little personally. Thank you for defending the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was born in the USA. Both of my parents were naturalized citizens. If the government prevails in SCOTUS, then someone could challenge my citizenship by trying to find defects in my parents’ naturalization paperwork. So I take this case a little personally. Thank you for defending the Constitution.
Vivid moviegoing memory: people in the theater laughing out loud when we learned that “V-ger” was Voyager. We don’t get those moments anymore in the age of streaming.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Vivid moviegoing memory: people in the theater laughing out loud when we learned that “V-ger” was Voyager. We don’t get those moments anymore in the age of streaming.
Trump claimed the Kennedy Center is being renovated. Lets hope he doesn’t have it torn down.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump claimed the Kennedy Center is being renovated. Lets hope he doesn’t have it torn down.
Clarence Thomas is the only current Justice who was on the court then.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Clarence Thomas is the only current Justice who was on the court then.
This wasn’t a canoe. It was a large boat that would have weighed thousands of pounds. The idea that they were trying to flip it back over is absurd.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This wasn’t a canoe. It was a large boat that would have weighed thousands of pounds. The idea that they were trying to flip it back over is absurd.
He played with the Blues Brothers, for what it’s worth.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He played with the Blues Brothers, for what it’s worth.
These pardons are a slap in the face to all these people’s victims, not to mention the prosecutors, judges and jurors who have put in their time and effort to do justice.
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
These pardons are a slap in the face to all these people’s victims, not to mention the prosecutors, judges and jurors who have put in their time and effort to do justice.
Did you order the Red Notice?
a man in a military uniform has his eyes closed and has a medal around his neck
ALT: a man in a military uniform has his eyes closed and has a medal around his neck
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December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Did you order the Red Notice?
There is zero chance that an admiral would have received an order like that without making sure it was documented in some way.
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There is zero chance that an admiral would have received an order like that without making sure it was documented in some way.
They’re in their air conditioned offices because he kicked them out of the Pentagon.
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They’re in their air conditioned offices because he kicked them out of the Pentagon.
No, it can’t. The ICC has no jurisdiction because the US is not a signatory.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No, it can’t. The ICC has no jurisdiction because the US is not a signatory.
I don’t think “crimes against humanity” is the correct term either. There is no such crime under US law. Crimes against humanity are prosecuted in international tribunals like the ICC or the Nuremberg tribunal, which isn’t an option here. This is just plain old murder.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don’t think “crimes against humanity” is the correct term either. There is no such crime under US law. Crimes against humanity are prosecuted in international tribunals like the ICC or the Nuremberg tribunal, which isn’t an option here. This is just plain old murder.
It’s helpful of him to build a record for future prosecutors to use to prove his intent.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s helpful of him to build a record for future prosecutors to use to prove his intent.
Judges have broad contempt powers if it’s in their presence - someone says “f—- you” to the judge in court. But when it is not done in the judge’s presence, the judge has to go through a lot of steps. He knows that if he doesn’t dot every “i” SCOTUS will reverse him, and he’s following the process.
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Judges have broad contempt powers if it’s in their presence - someone says “f—- you” to the judge in court. But when it is not done in the judge’s presence, the judge has to go through a lot of steps. He knows that if he doesn’t dot every “i” SCOTUS will reverse him, and he’s following the process.
“What illegal orders are you talking about?”
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“What illegal orders are you talking about?”
I’m actually looking forward to the sequel to Nuremberg. Coming soon to an international tribunal near you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m actually looking forward to the sequel to Nuremberg. Coming soon to an international tribunal near you.
If DC needs more law enforcement then hire more DC police officers.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If DC needs more law enforcement then hire more DC police officers.
Active members of Congress get that Obamacare coverage. But retired members can buy coverage through FEHB, the same coverage all federal employees and retirees get.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Active members of Congress get that Obamacare coverage. But retired members can buy coverage through FEHB, the same coverage all federal employees and retirees get.
Boo fucking hoo.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Boo fucking hoo.
Retired federal employees can get federal health insurance but they have to pay for it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Retired federal employees can get federal health insurance but they have to pay for it.
Actually they were not shot to death, they were hanged.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Actually they were not shot to death, they were hanged.
So if Exxon wins this case, does that mean I have a First Amendment right not to tell the IRS how much money I make? Or would this First Amendment right to secrecy apply only to corporations?
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So if Exxon wins this case, does that mean I have a First Amendment right not to tell the IRS how much money I make? Or would this First Amendment right to secrecy apply only to corporations?