Star Ocean 2 has a crafting system for sickos, and one of the things you can learn is forgery, which: wild thing to do in an RPG. If you attempt it and fail, you receive a Bounced Check, which costs you money over time if it's in your inventory, and can be 'sold' for negative money. Amazing game.

Let Me Not Google That For You

Is it bad if I issue a denial and WaPo's headline *that day* is "Administration Issues Denial, But They're Obviously Full of Shit" (I may be paraphrasing, but not much)

comics rule

WaPo has declined, but when they get an exclusive, their follow-up stories are always admirably focused - their headline on the administration blaming the admirals might as well have read, "NICE TRY, ASSHOLES"

uh EXCUSE ME it's the secretary of warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Never in the history of videogames has an item name in orange lettering been bad. Sign me the fuck up, grandma.

World Flipper makes me sadder than almost any other gacha game. Genuinely new and great pixel art style, but it's gacha so first of all it's gacha and second of all it's gone now.

someone just learned an important lesson about lube